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#339983 - 06/27/08 09:42 PM
When did porn jump the shark?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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Loc: Portland
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Spinning this one off a mention in "XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls" from 2007.
My vote is for when "Vivid Contract Girl" became synonymous with performing the barest minimum of a sex act in a movie filled with "high-budget" tactics such as slow motion, Vaseline-smeared lenses, obscuring soundtracks, condoms, etc.
Other possibilities include:
Andrew Blake. John Stagliano/Seymour Butts/"gonzo"/Max Hardcore AIDS/HIV first identified. The Internet. The Meese Commission, and the ensuing Traci Lords firestorm. Belladonna.
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#339984 - 06/27/08 10:16 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
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Ill go with when vivid caught on and the ultra-bright light, air brushed cover, boring to all hell, lame storyline ...sex scenes became a major title machine.
even the cheesy 70's story porn had character and some danger to it ..
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#339987 - 06/28/08 01:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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When even the locations started looking shot out.
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#339989 - 06/28/08 11:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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When anal became hohum.
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#339990 - 06/28/08 12:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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The day Aurora dyed her hair
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#339991 - 06/28/08 01:56 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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#339993 - 06/28/08 02:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Does anyone remember the Annabell Chong (sp?) 1000 man gang bang...I think it was 1994? That's about the time Burg gave up his porn habit and replaced it with a High Class Whore habit, contenting himself to sitting in front of these ladies and essentially saying, "Ummm why do you do this?" etc etc etc
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#339995 - 06/28/08 03:46 PM
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^^^What's with the new name, Sponge Brain?
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#339996 - 06/28/08 06:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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About two days after AC Cream ate the shark.
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#339997 - 06/28/08 06:12 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/08/07
Posts: 79
Loc: Going Down in the Valley
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From day one...lol Gonzo and old men!! Oh, when Jenna fucked up her face and went skinny!
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#339998 - 06/28/08 07:28 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Porn jumped the shark about the time that the Porn Star Clothing line came out, and Jenna Jameson became a pseudo-mainstream celebrity.
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#339999 - 06/29/08 04:20 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
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does anyone know the rationale in the lip implants? i did a shoot couple of months ago with a girl from l.a. and it was almost comical..
i just imagined she was jessica rabbit and fought through it..
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#340000 - 06/29/08 04:25 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/27/06
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I am not sure porn had a shark to jump in the first place.
Different jondras, different sexes, different fetishes, and a mix of any of the above doesn't really give porn a direction.
Unless you consider porn is whatever gets you off, then I think it is still riding until it turns into shark fin soup.
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#340002 - 06/29/08 05:17 PM
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#340003 - 06/29/08 05:41 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
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#340004 - 06/30/08 04:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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It must be a Euro-thing! I still have no clue. Does it mean that something (Tv show, porn, etc.), which was ok at first, has gone bad???
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#340005 - 06/30/08 05:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Here is the Wiki on jumping the shark.
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#340006 - 06/30/08 05:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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Thanks.
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#340007 - 06/30/08 03:42 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 05/12/08
Posts: 42
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When people started thinking that a DV or a DA scene wasn't gay
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#340008 - 06/30/08 06:14 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
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when almost any idiot with a camera starting making shit products that made it to market
when any whore lacking an education and fuck ability but at the same time possessing a clean HIV test could end up in movies
when any whore with 3 scenes under their belt is considered a pornstar......
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#340010 - 07/01/08 11:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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Loc: The 4th International
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Ahem? Tatty? A few post up, maybe? Posted by have2cit?
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#340011 - 07/01/08 06:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Forgive me. I've been in an alcoholic haze since Saturday...
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