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I eat my steak as rare as possible. So rare, like, Anita Cannibal needs to call OSHA on my ass. No steak sauce, no butter, no oils. Just me and the fucking steak. Btw, cayenne pepper sprinkled on steak tartare is godly.



I got totally hot reading that.
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