Dude you need to install some "rocket launchers" on the armrests of your chair so you can accessorize it. Imagine how cool it would be if you could rock your own stainless steel boat grill. Call it the Grill-n-Go!

Boat Grill:


Rocket Launchers:


You could fly a Simp flag, troll for whores, prepare your sides on a bait-cutting tray

and grill all in a self contained unit.

You'd be a rolling bar-b-q-burglar!