It's now summer, and Burglar relishes cooking his steaks on his grill. Why? well finely grilled steak is actually a good thing for most healthy people to eat. And I am the rolling god of beef on da' grill.


Medium Rare, or rare if there is some vampire in you, is the way to go....you dont fry out the nutrients, and you help those MILFS amongst you low on EYE-RON (IRON) who need the red cells. I have several different marinading strategies depending on the crowd.... and what everyone has been drinking.

Canola Oil, mixed with a little Organic pepper, a steak sauce like A-1 and some organice tomato paste makes an unreal tasting steak. Trust me on this. I hope you have a grill like I have. Maximum capacity, 36 pounds of dead animal flesh