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I know Fidelity Mutual has done a bang up job with mine. $112 thousand in 1990, $22,600 today.



What the fuck were you invested in? Enron? Global Crossing?




haha, I was thinking the same thing, that's pretty bad, almost as bad as the former Bear Stearns "Things to Do In Denver When Your Funds are Dead, but you feel like Fucking the Corpses of the funds one last time before the FBI and SEC arrest your greedy stupid asses..." You'd have been better off "investing" in Red or Black at Roulette at The Venetian.

FYI - Bear Stearns is the most vivid culprit in the whole Sub-prime funds fiasco and the city of Denver is the Worst hit of all major US cities for having miles of houses Foreclosed. There are also lots of Cougars/Mountain Lions (not named Holly) in parts of the area surrounding Denver, so if you look into gobbling up some foreclosed properties in Denver, say hello to the PUSSY-cat you might be greeted by...Fuckin' Meow baby:


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