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Burg's Drug-Whore index, remember kids I am here to hep:

Whores on Coke?

Whores on MEth? Coin toss between OR (really depends on whether she has Meeth and is Methorexic or not)

Whores on Heroin or Oxy? Depends on when she last dosed, ideally you want her in the first hour after dosing, then it's otherwise you are looking at, best case scenario, doing this all over this


Whores on Xanax or Valium? Depending on her tolerance, generally but every now and then you end up with one passed out on your Futon or pooldeck and you have to monitor her respiration for the next 3 hours while debating whether to all over


Whores on Booze? Total toss up, cant index.

Whores who smoke pot only? Just have some Tic tacs around if she wants to play tongue hockey.



Bottom line.....COKE whores are the worst.





I am soooooooo looking forward to going to the strip club tonight....I am loaded up....

xanax, check
percocet, check


all that and im in good with the local coke supplier...yeah and thats coca cola for all you LEO reading this post salivating all over your keyboad right now....your never get me copper....seee....I aint going back to the big house ....see.