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Simp I do like that suggestion of the "Yeah, it's that fucked up." being upside down.


I have a humble suggestion to make: in honor of his inspirational posts I think that Simp should receive the first shirt.

Indeed this shirt should be “autographed” by a whore in the obvious way: by being worn in an actual throatfuck. Even though a proper throat must be carried out UPSIDE DOWN I’m sure the professionals at JM can find a way to slop the mess in every direction, even against such a universal and pervasive force as gravity.

As the final step to honoring Simp, I’d like to see the whore read lines from the “Mother, Father” poem during the infrequent occasions when she is allowed is to breath. In other words, when cock is extracted from throat we would hear “*cough* *hack* *splat* Hello Mother, Hello Father, ...” This might be hard for most whores to do, but it’s worth a try. Or perhaps ask Ashley Blue to include a throatfuck in the next Girlvert with Ashley providing “Mother, Father”-inspired dialog while the whore focuses on merely surviving.
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