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#339820 - 06/26/08 11:14 AM Big Wet Asses 13
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Not much to say other than I love this series and what’s not to love about this one? A few things actually, I hate scenes with uncut euro dudes like Manuel Ferrara & Steve Holmes, because their presence is such an utter turn off and they fuck like they’re god’s gifts to porn, but what penile prop doesn’t, don’t answer that. I know ho’s will dispute my Manuel allegation, but it is what it is. Where the fuck is Homeland Security when it counts? I hate to be talking about the hired puds, but there’s nothing more stomach churning than uncircumsized tally whackers, so next time I beseech William H. to think twice about the meat puppets he hires and that means no Steven French either.
Basically, Sunny Lane’s first anal gets tainted by Manuel, but her new hair color is the bomb so let’s hope she keeps it from now on. Thank goodness for the bootyshaking preludes or I’d be totally disappointed here, but that may be just one of my hang-ups getting in the way again.
Anyway, Amy Reid is smoking as usual and Kelly Divine was a pleasant surprise though the lower back tat written in French is a prime target for lasix treatment. Bobbi Starr is Bobbi Starr, not one of my faves, butt Ricki White & Luscious Lopez in a scene together is a total anal overload. Big Wet Asses is one of the few series next to Big Wet Tits that you should buy sight unseen. [Elegant Angel]

Ricki White & Luscious Lopez


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#339821 - 06/26/08 11:19 AM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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Sunny Lane


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#339822 - 06/26/08 11:21 AM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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Amy Reid


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#339823 - 06/26/08 11:22 AM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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Kelly Divine


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#339824 - 06/26/08 11:23 AM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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Bobbi Starr


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#339825 - 06/26/08 11:49 AM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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how do these bitches arch like that? cannot. do. it. so gellus.
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#339826 - 06/26/08 09:18 PM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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...Sunny Lane’s first anal...




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#339827 - 06/26/08 09:44 PM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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Soooo getting this. Damn.
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#339828 - 06/26/08 10:31 PM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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As much as I'd like to see Sunny Lane get ass plugged, I'm not buying it out of spite. I don't like this rationing of anal trend in porn today. If you want to do anal, do it; if not, don't. If you're a whore, be a fucking whore.
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#339829 - 06/27/08 09:47 AM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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Zen, people will start calling you 'The Tritone Of Anal' if you're not careful!

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#339830 - 06/27/08 09:16 PM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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FLOP #50: asses are much improved by being bigger (within reason) and wetter (without reason)...

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#339831 - 06/28/08 10:56 AM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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how do these bitches arch like that? cannot. do. it. so gellus.




Years of abuse.
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#339832 - 06/28/08 09:02 PM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
and they're all "18".
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#339833 - 06/29/08 12:42 PM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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Registered: 03/29/08
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Loc: colorado
woot! and shes coming to feature at my club! i cant wait
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#339834 - 06/30/08 06:59 AM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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smut, tell me Sunny Lane makes this face in her scene......







........and I'll get it.

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#339835 - 07/06/08 04:49 PM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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smut, tell me Sunny Lane makes this face in her scene......

........and I'll get it.




she makes a few, here's just one of many angles.


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#339836 - 07/06/08 04:55 PM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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Here's a better one imo.


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#339837 - 07/06/08 05:00 PM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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This crypotoquip is a second take after a chronic delivery, butt I’ve been observing the 4th of July instead. And I’ve had many days to ruminate over it. Press play again, and naturally skipped the Manuel and Sunny Lane before scene banter since sometimes Id rather not know what goes into the nuts a bolts behind a glitzy well-designed fantasy cum reality valid only in front of viewer through camera in glorious digital. The movie begins,so time to chillax and observe, this is Big Wet Asses with William H. at the helm, I say that because somewhere strewn amidst the dvd jetsam around my room I found a copy of Zupko’s BWA with Katja Kassin and decided to make a comparison. There wasn’t any, just like I vaguely thought.
Sunny Lane has taken that step to the upper echelon of whores, scoff it if you want, but take a look at her writhing like a slippery basilisk turning my trouser troll to stone whilst pouring water over her tongue then down her arched back oil beaded butt crack. Boo-yah! Plus, this bitch can shake her ass like a slippery lil slyph that I'd even be tempted to go peep her strip show when I'm not slackin' off again.


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#339838 - 07/06/08 05:34 PM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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Quote:

smut, tell me Sunny Lane makes this face in her scene......







........and I'll get it.




I've seen this pic posted a few times...love me a painful anal scene. What movie/whore is this?
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#339839 - 07/07/08 12:00 AM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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Quote:

Quote:

smut, tell me Sunny Lane makes this face in her scene......




........and I'll get it.




I've seen this pic posted a few times...love me a painful anal scene. What movie/whore is this?




You're one lazy fucker, wow,...
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#339840 - 07/07/08 12:42 AM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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Registered: 10/21/05
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...and they shot it on the same set used by the guy who does Galactic Girls, a site which usually features hot chicks getting probed by alien appendages, rather than illegal aliens' appendages. I wonder if the director decided to use this set so as to make a subtle and ironic visual nod to the citizenship status of Messrs. Holmes and/or Ferrara?

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#339841 - 07/07/08 05:59 AM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
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I've never been a big fan of Sunny but now that she's taking it in the ass and doesn't seem to enjoy it, makes this a must see, thanks smut.

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#339842 - 07/07/08 07:06 AM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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I wonder if Mama and Papa Lane have taped that pic to their fridge yet?

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#339843 - 07/07/08 09:10 AM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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Registered: 08/26/03
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There aren't enough tears to satisfy my carnal cravings.
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#339844 - 07/11/08 10:52 AM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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Lest I forget, Amy Reid's performance is uber-hott....


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#339845 - 07/11/08 03:55 PM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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can't overlook these 2 bootyful mindbending bitches, either...


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#339846 - 07/11/08 07:47 PM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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I really like Luscious Lopez, Ricki White not so much. I think it was her original LA Direct photos showing she needed to wipe her vagina.
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#339847 - 07/11/08 09:15 PM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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Registered: 01/30/08
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Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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There aren't enough tears to satisfy my carnal cravings.




Do you mean tears as in 'tears rolling down'
or tears as in 'there will be tears in the lining of her anus'?
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#339848 - 07/11/08 09:19 PM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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A little of both.
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#339849 - 08/02/08 05:33 PM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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Registered: 06/30/03
Posts: 58
Quote:

... I hate scenes with uncut euro dudes like Manuel Ferrara & Steve Holmes,




Dear Smutmutant,

I feel you. It must be frustrating to have a disfigured cock after circumcision. Do you still hate your parents and doctors for it?
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#339850 - 08/02/08 05:53 PM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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Loc: NYC
I love when Steve Holmes posts here.
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#339851 - 08/03/08 03:05 PM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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Nice hair, euro-saddie...


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#339852 - 08/04/08 07:17 AM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
Quote:

I love when Steve Holmes posts here.




Absolutely. If anybody knows the biz, it's him. Loved the stuff he did with Melissa and Mandy Bright.

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#339853 - 08/04/08 09:57 AM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
smutspov Offline
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Posts: 9489
Quote:

Quote:

... I hate scenes with uncut euro dudes like Manuel Ferrara & Steve Holmes,




Dear Smutmutant,

I feel you. It must be frustrating to have a disfigured cock after circumcision. Do you still hate your parents and doctors for it?





Hey Steve,
Please don't feel me. I'm thankful they made the civilized and more hygienic choice...... Basically, I'm just sick of you european savages with your ghastly goat cocks ruining porn scenes with your mere presence. Nothing personal.
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#339854 - 08/04/08 10:41 AM Re: Big Wet Asses 13
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Posts: 3555
goat cocks. i like that.
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