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#339820 - 06/26/08 11:14 AM
Big Wet Asses 13
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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Not much to say other than I love this series and what’s not to love about this one? A few things actually, I hate scenes with uncut euro dudes like Manuel Ferrara & Steve Holmes, because their presence is such an utter turn off and they fuck like they’re god’s gifts to porn, but what penile prop doesn’t, don’t answer that. I know ho’s will dispute my Manuel allegation, but it is what it is. Where the fuck is Homeland Security when it counts? I hate to be talking about the hired puds, but there’s nothing more stomach churning than uncircumsized tally whackers, so next time I beseech William H. to think twice about the meat puppets he hires and that means no Steven French either.
Basically, Sunny Lane’s first anal gets tainted by Manuel, but her new hair color is the bomb so let’s hope she keeps it from now on. Thank goodness for the bootyshaking preludes or I’d be totally disappointed here, but that may be just one of my hang-ups getting in the way again.
Anyway, Amy Reid is smoking as usual and Kelly Divine was a pleasant surprise though the lower back tat written in French is a prime target for lasix treatment. Bobbi Starr is Bobbi Starr, not one of my faves, butt Ricki White & Luscious Lopez in a scene together is a total anal overload. Big Wet Asses is one of the few series next to Big Wet Tits that you should buy sight unseen. [Elegant Angel]
Ricki White & Luscious Lopez
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#339825 - 06/26/08 11:49 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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how do these bitches arch like that? cannot. do. it. so gellus.
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#339828 - 06/26/08 10:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
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Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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As much as I'd like to see Sunny Lane get ass plugged, I'm not buying it out of spite. I don't like this rationing of anal trend in porn today. If you want to do anal, do it; if not, don't. If you're a whore, be a fucking whore. Thus Spake Zarathustra
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#339832 - 06/28/08 09:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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and they're all "18".
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#339834 - 06/30/08 06:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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smut, tell me Sunny Lane makes this face in her scene...... ........and I'll get it.
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#339837 - 07/06/08 05:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
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This crypotoquip is a second take after a chronic delivery, butt I’ve been observing the 4th of July instead. And I’ve had many days to ruminate over it. Press play again, and naturally skipped the Manuel and Sunny Lane before scene banter since sometimes Id rather not know what goes into the nuts a bolts behind a glitzy well-designed fantasy cum reality valid only in front of viewer through camera in glorious digital. The movie begins,so time to chillax and observe, this is Big Wet Asses with William H. at the helm, I say that because somewhere strewn amidst the dvd jetsam around my room I found a copy of Zupko’s BWA with Katja Kassin and decided to make a comparison. There wasn’t any, just like I vaguely thought.
Sunny Lane has taken that step to the upper echelon of whores, scoff it if you want, but take a look at her writhing like a slippery basilisk turning my trouser troll to stone whilst pouring water over her tongue then down her arched back oil beaded butt crack. Boo-yah! Plus, this bitch can shake her ass like a slippery lil slyph that I'd even be tempted to go peep her strip show when I'm not slackin' off again.
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#339840 - 07/07/08 12:42 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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...and they shot it on the same set used by the guy who does Galactic Girls, a site which usually features hot chicks getting probed by alien appendages, rather than illegal aliens' appendages. I wonder if the director decided to use this set so as to make a subtle and ironic visual nod to the citizenship status of Messrs. Holmes and/or Ferrara?
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#339841 - 07/07/08 05:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I've never been a big fan of Sunny but now that she's taking it in the ass and doesn't seem to enjoy it, makes this a must see, thanks smut.
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#339842 - 07/07/08 07:06 AM
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I wonder if Mama and Papa Lane have taped that pic to their fridge yet?
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#339843 - 07/07/08 09:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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There aren't enough tears to satisfy my carnal cravings.
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#339849 - 08/02/08 05:33 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/30/03
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... I hate scenes with uncut euro dudes like Manuel Ferrara & Steve Holmes,
Dear Smutmutant,
I feel you. It must be frustrating to have a disfigured cock after circumcision. Do you still hate your parents and doctors for it?
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#339850 - 08/02/08 05:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I love when Steve Holmes posts here.
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#339852 - 08/04/08 07:17 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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I love when Steve Holmes posts here.
Absolutely. If anybody knows the biz, it's him. Loved the stuff he did with Melissa and Mandy Bright.
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#339854 - 08/04/08 10:41 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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goat cocks. i like that.
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