I never sleep, not even during Tax Audits or Surgery.

After I come back from my CT scan this afternoon, I am going to watch "I wanna cum inside your MOM #-something or other" that I saw while browsing VOD last night...then I will draw the connection between the MILF craze, Braindead 18 year olds in porn, Over 40 men ignoring their wives and lusting after said Braindead 18 yr old whores, Pissed off young men sick of old farts fucking their would be girlfriends, the bane of Kevin Spacey-Mena-Suvari-Rosepetal idolatry, the price of Eggs, Dick Cheney's Cardiovascular Health, Schizophrenic Dogs that "Meow" when they want to go outside to shit, Joe Dimaggio's 56 Game Hitting Streak, Men who BEat their wives, Booze, and the fact that it's people like me who prevent drug addicted whores from shoplifting Jolt Cola and Slim Jims from 7-11, thus costing YOU, Mr John Q. Taxcheater, Gas Money.