I cant help it, when you see certain chicks in porn scenes, you just go "Gahhh, what the fuck?"

I am taking it easy these next few days, so last night I took a break from Booze and drugs and whores and decided to do something innocuous...I fired up some porn on my 'puter. I watched a flick called SWAT #4, put out by Vince "Me me me, it's all about ME!" Voyeur. SWAT in this case stands for "Sex With A Teenager".

They advertised 18 year old Madison Ivy on the cover. Very nice semi-anorexic little body, but she has those Fairuza Balk Eyes, the kind that tell you "Will she bite it off if I look at her wrong? Maybe..."

Ok, she's advertised as 18, she looks it so I will assume this is close to her actual age. This means back in 2002-2003 she was about 13, on the verge of whatever malnourished-frought-with-abuse puberty she experienced. Porn on the internet was in full blast, and guys jerking off into chicks mouths was all the rage. She no doubt sees this, or was SHOWN by some sick fuck grooming her to be a sperm receptacle, and now, at age 18, has been brainwashed that she "likes" doing that. She has been told by her "Daddy Figures" that if a guy is shooting his load in or on you, that means YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL BABY....or she has been told "That's all you are good for, thats what you were put on this earth to do, eat cum."

Anyhow, at this young age of 18-19, she is now allowing herself to be fucked and frothed by the likes of Arnold "Clearasil? What the hell is that?" Schwarzenpecker and Dick "Blimey, I hope I don't have a heart attack today, I want to splooge in this young bird's mouth before she realizes she can put me on her bloody NO list" Nasty...as well as countless other creeps. She is (or has) going to contract all the STDs that Gia Jordan alludes to in her insurance thread, and which all porn performers are at risk of getting.

Now let's do some more math. Say this little girl works four times a week for the next 2-3 months and makes a couple grand a day on the average. That's about 90K. Then she takes a break to deal with the scorching cases of Herpes and Warts and Staph and Gono and who knows what. That costs her....subtract also expenses for <Take your Pick, Drugs, Shoes, Six Flags/Disneyland Rides and cotton candy, more shoes, maybe a dog or a pet snake from Bolivia, who knows>...so when she resumes shooting, what does she have to show for her work so far? 68 bucks, some non-durable goods, and Lifelong diseases that wont go away unless she converts on the Benny Hinn Show. And she is 19 years old....The future looks bright indeed.

Great post and GAWWWD Madison Ivy is so fine, but you've written about the opportunity costs in porn before. What gives with the rehash?

Because porn is all about redundancy and rehash, isnt it...I mean you see 68 dicks going up 68 asses, shooting 68 loads in 68 mouths, and you think and do the same thing each time.

I am also subconsciously railing against the fact I hate going to strip clubs these days because of the proliferation of these young, dumb under 25, mannequins on meth with blown out brains and consciences that cant think beyond the next Sunrise, or hit of meth, or pill, or whatever.

Arousing everyone's clear thinking faculties by way of a reminder is always a nice thing to do....servicey as you put it.

All I can say here is: when all of these posts were being composed, I was still sound asleep.

No big deal. So was Burg.

I never sleep, not even during Tax Audits or Surgery.

After I come back from my CT scan this afternoon, I am going to watch "I wanna cum inside your MOM #-something or other" that I saw while browsing VOD last night...then I will draw the connection between the MILF craze, Braindead 18 year olds in porn, Over 40 men ignoring their wives and lusting after said Braindead 18 yr old whores, Pissed off young men sick of old farts fucking their would be girlfriends, the bane of Kevin Spacey-Mena-Suvari-Rosepetal idolatry, the price of Eggs, Dick Cheney's Cardiovascular Health, Schizophrenic Dogs that "Meow" when they want to go outside to shit, Joe Dimaggio's 56 Game Hitting Streak, Men who BEat their wives, Booze, and the fact that it's people like me who prevent drug addicted whores from shoplifting Jolt Cola and Slim Jims from 7-11, thus costing YOU, Mr John Q. Taxcheater, Gas Money.