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Now Ranae has given us the low-down on their extraordinary six-month fling and revealed how pint-sized Verne:

• WOWED her with his Austin staying Powers, making love THREE TIMES in 20 minutes.
• ALMOST DROWNED as she tried to seduce him in the bath!
• STACKED phone books on chairs so he could eat with her at the table.
• LOATHED her miniature pet dog—because it was taller than him.
  

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C'mon, how can you not watch this shit.