1. Who is that whore and exactly how tall is s/he? C3X runs at least 6'4".

2. What are those white stains on C3X's jeans?

3. Why in the fuck do you need a shopping bag at a porn convention (dude with the lime green wristband).

4. Come to think of it, what in the hell does that wristband signify? Wristbands went out of style when Lance armstrong dumped Sheryl Crow, who reminds me a lot of Liz Phair, who reminds me a lot of Holly Randall.

5. Can we assume the dude in the black sweatpants is related to Windsock?

6. I just realized C3X looks like someone I knew at Dartmouth. We'd get bombed every Wednesday night and watch Clint Eastwood westerns (High Plains Drifter is still the best one). Does that mean that my friend has a prediliction for trannies? Worse, does my friendship with him mean that I might be predisposed to suck Lackwoodian behavior?