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Pop quiz for XPTers: Just on what you have in your purse/wallet or just your pocket, how much of a Zimbabwean multi-billionaire are you?

I think I could buy the entire Zimbabwean Air Force.

And when I do, I'm going to load it with Napalm and fire bomb all those fuckwads from Nigeria who e-mail me about the unclaimed millions of Dollars are waiting for me in a secret account of some dead public official.