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She talks about her duties at length and she was married to a soldier, too. She names the strip clubs she worked at close to military bases, too...



Let's forget the fact that her girth makes employment as a stripper dubious at best. Do you honestly think that this creature could possibly work in a strip club in any capacity while serving in the Military and not be Court-Martialed? You can't even tend bar in a non-strip joint and expect to escape an Article 32 hearing. And do you think that there's any way she could have worked in a strip club near a Military post without the C.O. becoming aware of it?

Even assuming, for the sake of argument, that she did work in a strip club, do you think there's even a remote chance that the Pentagon would ship her overseas and stick her with a bunch of horndogs knowing full well that her reputation would precede her?

I've got a much more likely scenario for you, BI: The chick worked in a strip club (as a bartender, not as a stripper) near a Military post, picked up a shitload of stories and jargon, and then Brazzled you.