When I was 24, my boyfriend signed up to be a sperm donor. The donation facility had magazines and would not allow him to bring in his own magazines. He didn't like the idea of touching where other guys splooged plus he jacked off to bondage mags. He then asked, "What if I bring in a picture of my girlfriend?" They said no. Like, wtf?
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