Burg knows lots of doctors. One of my best friends is a urologist (I get a big discount for every kidney stone he blasts) who belongs to a huge "One-stop shopping practice" for everything that has to do with the genitals. in Addition to Urology and Gynecology, there is also fertility clinic with a Sperm Donor center next door.

It seems these guys actually have DVD players in the room(s) where they send Husbands and donors to whack off and provide samples. The stories this guy has are priceless.

I asked him "what happened to just giving a porno mag and a cup?" He goes on to tell me stories of guys actually missing, to various degrees, the cup and hitting the mag. Plus, they had to toss mags out each time a guy used it, for general sanitary reasons. They tried putting a sheet music stand in to put the mag on so the guy could better logistically whack off and hit the cup, but even that didnt solve the problem of sticky pages.

In cases where husbands needed to be tested for ferility, and the wife came in with him, porn was often not needed. But they actually had a few cases where the couples engaged in sex, instead of the wife just jobbing the husband into the cup, and they got NO sample. The wife either swallowed the load while blowing the husband to get the sample, or they fucked but couldnt pull out and hit the cup. So they now SPECIFICALLY instruct couples to NOT engage in any other activity except manual stimulation.

Funny shit when you actually think about it....so I asked him what are some of the actual flicks they have to watch? The only one I remotely recognized was "Nice Racks" ... I doubt they have any creampie movies or Jules Jordan's Feeding Frenzy or Down the Hatch. That would be counter productive.

If you get a chance, sneak into the whack off rooms and put a copy of Gag Factor into every DVD player, the reactions would be priceless.

When I was 24, my boyfriend signed up to be a sperm donor. The donation facility had magazines and would not allow him to bring in his own magazines. He didn't like the idea of touching where other guys splooged plus he jacked off to bondage mags. He then asked, "What if I bring in a picture of my girlfriend?" They said no. Like, wtf?

my gyno looks just like the father-in-law from "the george lopez show" every time i watch that show my cervix tingles a bit. felt like sharing.

the actor, not my gyno--->

There was once a cartoon in Mad Magazine that went:

[Patient] I'm here to give a sperm sample
[Nurse] Here, take this cup and go into this room
[Patient] Don't you have anything to help me out?
[Nurse] Sure, why not just fantasize about me?
[Patient] In that case, I'd like to exchange this cup for a barf bag

...I guess it was funnier when I was 11.