I'm an idiot lowlife loser douchebag like all the rest- I just believe in giving a new member plenty of room and rope to crash and burn or hang themselves.

Some of us have been trying to get Jewel on here for years. Now that you've taken the plunge maybe she will join, also.

Anyway, forgive our sometimes youthful exuberance. I believe Lou Cypher may have been cooped up on a vacation with the wife, kids and inlaws for a couple weeks and he's just now regaining his porn and net access.