I once made myself barf, but it was after coming home from a dinner at this chick's house who had a father in the mafia, and her mom made this lasagna that was heavy as cinder blocks and expanded to 5 times its size in my gut. I didnt dare NOT clean my plate in the Capo's presence so when I got home I went right past my dad straight to the bathroom and poked the little punching bag at the back of my throat. When I came out, my dad goes "What the fuck were you doing, jerking off?"
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Are you gonna eat that?