Tell them you used to make porn movies. That will get you out of it because neither the plaintiff or the defendant wants anyone on the jury "of questionalbe moral quality". Just make sure they don't think your an ex-porn whore Lubbenite.

On a personal note I got out of jury duty when I compared it to being in school. I told them that my mind wandered during class which is why my grades were not very good and it would probably do the same during the trial. I also said that whoever spoke last would be most likely to get my vote as it would be freshest in my mind.
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It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock