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#338657 - 06/21/08 08:12 PM
Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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All needed to cloak the stench of pervasion.
Future AlexPanzer posts:
cutlery drawer
cleaning products
secret plastic sheeting/rope closet
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#338658 - 06/21/08 09:47 PM
Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1133
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Alex has anyone ever said to you: "You smell like a nigger's hamper?"
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#338660 - 06/22/08 04:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Hummer cologne???? wtf? Must smell like Gas Exhaust
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#338662 - 06/22/08 08:31 AM
Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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I bet you are one of those guys that uses too much and the smell of cheap cologne enters the room 2 minutes before you do.
Yeah  I spray it even on my back and on my hands!
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#338663 - 06/22/08 01:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Wow, Alex. I always wondered who bought cologne from drugstores. 
God I was thinking the same thing, wtf is up w/Adias and Hummer, good god Panzer.
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#338664 - 06/22/08 02:18 PM
Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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He should write a book, "How to Intentionally Become a Social Outcast".
I can't believe anyone is naturally this huge of a clueless moron. It would take years of practice and effort for stupidity of this magnitude to develop.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day. It takes true talent to be an idiot 24/7 without fail.
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#338665 - 06/22/08 04:54 PM
Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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#338666 - 06/22/08 05:22 PM
Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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What, no Axe body spray?
Ive got 6 of Axe sprays. I always laugh at those that get the luxury perfumes, because truth is that they put the same stuff in it like they put into drugstore perfumes. Everyone is crazy about the luxury brands, but in the end it is the luxury brands that get all the profits, and you get their stinking lime-flower crap, or some faggety shit like Le Male.
I personally dont give a shit what anyone thinks of my tastes. The pointg is that I like it. Hummer in my #2 favorite cologne and it smells great. The only thing that is negative about it is taht it does not stays for more than 2 hours.
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#338668 - 06/22/08 06:22 PM
Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5096
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Throw all that crap away - maybe keep the polo and fahrenheit. Walk over to Bergdorf or even Macy's and get some quality stuff. You don't want to walk around smelling like you just walked out of a cheap whorehouse.
And stick to one or two signature scents. 
Edited by Bluecipher (06/22/08 06:23 PM)
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#338671 - 06/23/08 06:39 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 204
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The only thing that is negative about it is taht it does not stays for more than 2 hours.
I'm willing to bet that it lasts 8 hours. You think it lasts 2 hours because your sense of smell is messed up from all that cologne. In the mean time, everyone in the room with you is getting a killer sinus headache. God, I can't stand people that overuse cologne and perfume.
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#338672 - 06/23/08 02:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
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"Hummer". Haha. It's the only one you'll ever get, pal.
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#338674 - 06/23/08 03:38 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
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This is a reason why I don't like to valet my car: the overpowering scent of Drakkar Noir or Paco Rabanne lingering on the driver's seat and steering wheel after the swarthy valet returns my vehicle.
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#338676 - 06/23/08 11:39 PM
Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I bet you did take a bath instead of a shower. How long did you soak in that tub of nasi-ness?
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#338677 - 06/24/08 05:11 AM
Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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I bet you did take a bath instead of a shower. How long did you soak in that tub of nasi-ness?
Around 25-30 minutes.
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#338678 - 06/24/08 10:49 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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mmmm 30 minutes of lying in a pool of your own filth then spraying yourself with Axe - I'm sure you'll fit right in at the Iranian social club.
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#338679 - 06/24/08 12:58 PM
Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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as much as i hate hate jennifer hopez, i like her "glow" perfume. i spray it on my breasteses.
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#338682 - 06/24/08 05:29 PM
Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i bought my husband a travel sized axe body wash for our mini-vakay last weekend and he smelled like a portorickin <--that is a word
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#338688 - 06/25/08 06:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Bornyo, just to clarify, did Gigi send you pictures of her breasts and butt or pictures of her breasts and husband?
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#338689 - 06/25/08 07:27 AM
Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i sent him pictures of my husband's breasts. just to clarify.
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