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#338656 - 06/21/08 08:04 PM Colognes and Perfumes
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What colognes/perfumes do you use?

Here are mine:



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#338657 - 06/21/08 08:12 PM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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All needed to cloak the stench of pervasion.

Future AlexPanzer posts:

cutlery drawer
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#338658 - 06/21/08 09:47 PM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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Alex has anyone ever said to you: "You smell like a nigger's hamper?"
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#338659 - 06/21/08 11:30 PM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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Wow, Alex. I always wondered who bought cologne from drugstores.
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#338660 - 06/22/08 04:24 AM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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Hummer cologne???? wtf? Must smell like Gas Exhaust
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#338661 - 06/22/08 06:55 AM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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I bet you are one of those guys that uses too much and the smell of cheap cologne enters the room 2 minutes before you do.

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#338662 - 06/22/08 08:31 AM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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I bet you are one of those guys that uses too much and the smell of cheap cologne enters the room 2 minutes before you do.



Yeah I spray it even on my back and on my hands!

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#338663 - 06/22/08 01:37 PM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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Wow, Alex. I always wondered who bought cologne from drugstores.


God I was thinking the same thing, wtf is up w/Adias and Hummer, good god Panzer.

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#338664 - 06/22/08 02:18 PM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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He should write a book, "How to Intentionally Become a Social Outcast".

I can't believe anyone is naturally this huge of a clueless moron. It would take years of practice and effort for stupidity of this magnitude to develop.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day. It takes true talent to be an idiot 24/7 without fail.
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#338665 - 06/22/08 04:54 PM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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What, no Axe body spray?

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#338666 - 06/22/08 05:22 PM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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What, no Axe body spray?



Ive got 6 of Axe sprays. I always laugh at those that get the luxury perfumes, because truth is that they put the same stuff in it like they put into drugstore perfumes. Everyone is crazy about the luxury brands, but in the end it is the luxury brands that get all the profits, and you get their stinking lime-flower crap, or some faggety shit like Le Male.

I personally dont give a shit what anyone thinks of my tastes. The pointg is that I like it. Hummer in my #2 favorite cologne and it smells great. The only thing that is negative about it is taht it does not stays for more than 2 hours.

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#338667 - 06/22/08 05:27 PM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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By the way, that one with the golden camp is the Doanld Trump cologne

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#338668 - 06/22/08 06:22 PM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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Throw all that crap away - maybe keep the polo and fahrenheit. Walk over to Bergdorf or even Macy's and get some quality stuff. You don't want to walk around smelling like you just walked out of a cheap whorehouse.

And stick to one or two signature scents.


Edited by Bluecipher (06/22/08 06:23 PM)
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#338669 - 06/22/08 06:25 PM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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Hummer in my #2 favorite



Giving I assume.
Taking it in the enema hole must be #1
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#338670 - 06/22/08 09:19 PM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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Wow, Alex. I always wondered who bought cologne from drugstores.




A long time ago I went on a cycle safari to Tanzania. For aftershave, a lot of the locals used Dettol which is an antiseptic liquid. It left many of them with serious dry skin, but according to our guide, they loved the "fresh smell".
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#338671 - 06/23/08 06:39 AM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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The only thing that is negative about it is taht it does not stays for more than 2 hours.




I'm willing to bet that it lasts 8 hours. You think it lasts 2 hours because your sense of smell is messed up from all that cologne. In the mean time, everyone in the room with you is getting a killer sinus headache. God, I can't stand people that overuse cologne and perfume.

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#338672 - 06/23/08 02:53 PM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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"Hummer". Haha. It's the only one you'll ever get, pal.
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#338673 - 06/23/08 03:11 PM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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In the mean time, everyone in the room with you is getting a killer sinus headache. God, I can't stand people that overuse cologne and perfume.




Well said. Some people leave the office and an hour later, you can still smell their perfume. Horrible and wrong.
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#338674 - 06/23/08 03:38 PM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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This is a reason why I don't like to valet my car: the overpowering scent of Drakkar Noir or Paco Rabanne lingering on the driver's seat and steering wheel after the swarthy valet returns my vehicle.
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#338675 - 06/23/08 11:33 PM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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Just took a bath and sprayed on my favorite Axe Touch. I even covered my feet with it because sometimes my feet stink.

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#338676 - 06/23/08 11:39 PM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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I bet you did take a bath instead of a shower. How long did you soak in that tub of nasi-ness?

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#338677 - 06/24/08 05:11 AM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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I bet you did take a bath instead of a shower. How long did you soak in that tub of nasi-ness?



Around 25-30 minutes.

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#338678 - 06/24/08 10:49 AM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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mmmm 30 minutes of lying in a pool of your own filth then spraying yourself with Axe - I'm sure you'll fit right in at the Iranian social club.
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#338679 - 06/24/08 12:58 PM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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as much as i hate hate jennifer hopez, i like her "glow" perfume. i spray it on my breasteses.
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#338680 - 06/24/08 02:04 PM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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For the umpteenth time: pictures or it didn't happen.

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#338681 - 06/24/08 03:39 PM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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Axe is a good product, there is nothing wrong with it whatsoever.

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#338682 - 06/24/08 05:29 PM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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i bought my husband a travel sized axe body wash for our mini-vakay last weekend and he smelled like a portorickin <--that is a word
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#338683 - 06/24/08 06:37 PM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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Thanks for emailing me those pictures of your breasts and ass Gigi. I'm a firm believer now.

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#338684 - 06/24/08 07:03 PM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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#338685 - 06/24/08 07:08 PM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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Gigi, can I have some photos of your ass too?

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#338686 - 06/24/08 09:06 PM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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I also have this one:



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#338687 - 06/24/08 09:22 PM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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as much as i hate hate jennifer hopez, i like her "glow" perfume. i spray it on my breasteses.



Breasteses I like that word
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#338688 - 06/25/08 06:14 AM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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Bornyo, just to clarify, did Gigi send you pictures of her breasts and butt or pictures of her breasts and husband?
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#338689 - 06/25/08 07:27 AM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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i sent him pictures of my husband's breasts. just to clarify.
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#338690 - 06/25/08 08:27 AM Re: Colognes and Perfumes
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You sent him pictures of your pussy aka your husband.
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