I watched my first Amazing Ty DVD yesterday and saw a use for the penis pump that I'm confident the manufacturers never envisioned. After five or six mopes had splooged in her ass, a penis pump was used to suck the splooge out, pulling her sphincter a few inches into the vacuum chamber as well. This got me thinking...what are some other household uses for the penis pump? There could be a book in this...101 Uses for the Penis Pump...The Penis Pump: The Essential Kitchen Gadget...that sort of thing. Any suggestions?