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Do what Burg does....employ a vigorous "Whore screening process"....you have to take an obvious chance the FIRST time you meet any Ho, but its the old "Fool Me once blah blah blah" tune....I always make sure the whore's drug of choice is something I can get, or have, before any future visits. If she is clean and sober, I quiz her on finacial matters (Question one: DO YOU HAVE A CHECK BOOK?) And go from there....

On the other Hand/wheel, if I got a call from a known BIMBO with a penchant for dope-fueled dishonesty from an airport, with her in tears here is what I would do: I'd be driven over to the Airport to pick her up at a designated spot....Bimbo gets in Burg's Handivan (Non-serial Killer Colored Deep Blue) "Hi, so you need 500 bucks to get back to Miami?"

"Sob-sniff YES! boo hoo"

"Well ok, I'll have Jamal drive us over to the BANK, and while we are driving there, you can practice your Blow Job Skills! isnt that nice?" (FYI Drive to bank takes at least an HOUR )

See, everyone wins!!! I am here to hep

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