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I can see it now- Monkey enters the venue with his lovely cousin at his side, large switchblade in hand ready to begin, Wagner blares through the speakers as Cleetus makes his entrance carrying only a frozen cod and a toothpick, the crowd roars and Monkey's cousin slowly makes her way over to my side of the arena




I'll bet it's just like West Side Story!
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