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#338210 - 06/18/08 12:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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God awful and hilarious at the same time.
waiting for implant advocates to reply - "wait till they settle" - in 3..2..1..
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#338213 - 06/18/08 07:42 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
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Who is that? That's not Crissy Moon, is it?
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#338215 - 06/18/08 10:27 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
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We have a winner. This thread should be saved and used anytime somebody says that there are worse implants.
Jasmine Tame tits look like Amy Rieds compared to this.
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#338216 - 06/18/08 10:44 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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where the fuck did my picture of cellular mitosis go? weird. whatever.
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#338217 - 06/18/08 11:42 AM
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Anonymous
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We have a winner. This thread should be saved and used anytime somebody says that there are worse implants.
Wrong again. Sure, those look like Muppet eyes. But that's nothing compared to these monstrosities:
Gen X:
Brianna Banks:
Echo Valley:
Danielle Derek, who has mangled both her tits and her ass:
And, one sick fuck's all-time favorite PW, Chelsea Charms:
XPT Bad Boobjob Survey, 2008
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#338218 - 06/18/08 12:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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#338219 - 06/18/08 12:16 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
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Chelsea Charms is pretty bad. But there are a lot of girls that go for that super over sized look.
This chick has the unique distinction of having the cyclops implants.
It's like they stuck Mr. Peanut in her chest.
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#338220 - 06/18/08 12:20 PM
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Cyclops, shmyclops. They're pretty bad, but they're not nearly as bad as Danielle Derek or Gen X.
And Brianna Banks' boobs aren't even on the same continent.
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#338221 - 06/18/08 12:26 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
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Does Danielle Derek have ass implants too?
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#338223 - 06/18/08 12:30 PM
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#338224 - 06/18/08 12:40 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
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They look like they are morphing into one big boob.
Or they look like the boobs on that novelty coffee mugs.
I always wonder how these girls get up in the morning, look in the mirror and think “yeah I look good, let me show my new boobs to everyone.”
Or maybe they are thinking.. “I am so fucked, now I got to work some more to get a new pair.”
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#338225 - 06/18/08 01:49 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 209
Loc: Siena, Italia
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In risposta di:
I AGREE
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#338227 - 06/18/08 02:06 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/13/04
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Why do I suddenly have a craving for 2 eggs, sunnyside up?! LOL
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#338229 - 06/18/08 02:56 PM
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Aren't you the one that always complains when people respond to a post and use quotes unnecessarily?
Just sayin
Aren't you the guy who said Lakers in 6:
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Just in case anybody was curious. They'll split the first two games, lakers will take 2 of 3 at home and close out in game 6.
Kobe will be Finals MVP and shut all his critics up.
Just sayin'
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#338230 - 06/18/08 05:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
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Does Danielle Derek have ass implants too?
Germany invaded France a while back.
Aren't you the one that always complains when people respond to a post and use quotes unnecessarily?
Just sayin
And this just screamed for a picture of Steve Holmes fucking Katsumi in the ass but I couldn't find one.
Hey, board. This is Chris Charming, but he'll do.
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#338233 - 06/18/08 08:33 PM
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I'm a lifelong Giants fan, but I've learned never to bet on "my" teams. I don't follow basketball.
Nonetheless, your record this week ain't exactly stellar. 0-3, by my count. Not exactly a place from which you want to be throwing stones.
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#338234 - 06/18/08 08:46 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
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Thanks for the pep talk coach. I'll strive to be more like you. Only 4000 posts to go!!
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#338235 - 06/18/08 08:53 PM
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You could start by not being wrong all the time. Nahh, scratch that. I need some amusement.
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#338236 - 06/18/08 09:14 PM
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i concur
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#338237 - 06/19/08 07:41 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
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Does Danielle Derek have ass implants too?
Germany invaded France a while back.
Would you be able to sit down with ass implants? I guess they're pretty tough but I would always be afraid of damaging them
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#338238 - 06/19/08 12:50 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/07/06
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Does Danielle Derek have ass implants too?
Germany invaded France a while back.
Would you be able to sit down with ass implants? I guess they're pretty tough but I would always be afraid of damaging them
i think maybe it would feel like sitting on one of the air cuhion donut things.
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#338239 - 06/19/08 06:59 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 461
Loc: Hell, or something like it
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Almost look like eyeballs on a stuffed animal.
That said they still don't distract from the overall enough that I wouldn't drill her.
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#338240 - 06/19/08 07:30 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
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anybody got a "before" picture on this chick? Looks like she may have once had some  potential.
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#338241 - 06/19/08 09:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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I looks like they cut a melon in half right to the edge, hinged it and just slid it in...
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#338244 - 06/20/08 05:07 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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#338246 - 06/20/08 05:55 AM
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Thanks, Ogie. That's exactly what I was thinking above but didn't have time to shop it. 
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#338250 - 07/06/08 02:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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This makes me wonder what it would look like in the operation room. Is hospital staff conferring over the narcosed patient?
Doc 1: Say, John, shall we mess this one up or the next?
Doc 2: Fuck if I care, Ned. Let's ask Nurse Sharon. Nurse Sharon?
Nurse Sharon: Yes, doctor? What can I do for you?
Doc 2: Quick!! This one or the next one?
Nurse Sharon: What do you mean, doctor?
Doc 1: Aaahhh. Too late, pity. Well, Nurse Sharon, next question, quick: in or out, above or below?
Nurse Sharon: Uhuhuh, sorry, doc, but I don't get it. What do you mean "in or out, above or below"?
Doc 2: Again, too slow, Nurse Sharon. Ok, Ned, what's left of it? Can we still make it somewhat presentable?
Doc 1: Who cares? After today, we don't have to look at it.
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#338253 - 07/06/08 09:01 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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#338255 - 07/12/08 01:48 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/23/07
Posts: 256
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Good Lord,
Brianna just looks......silly. Not sexy, bad, etc. Just kinda comedic with those implants. Its too bad as she was one of my most underrated performers. Her ass was a joy to watch. Oh well........
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#338256 - 07/12/08 07:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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anybody got a "before" picture on this chick?
Looks like she may have once had some potential.
These are cute though.
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. so not funny, i know. 
Hilarious! 
I can just picture her telling the surgeon... "i want to have lots and lots of cleavage..."
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