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#338209 - 06/17/08 11:58 PM This is officially the worst boob job in the world
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Attachments 323521-~3-2 copy.jpg (45 downloads) _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#338210 - 06/18/08 12:02 AM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	God awful and hilarious at the same time. waiting for implant advocates to reply - "wait till they settle" - in 3..2..1.. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#338211 - 06/18/08 06:55 AM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
Browser Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 01/19/07 Posts: 204	When will these girls learn? Never go to a plastic surgeon that has a store front office in a 30 year old strip mall.
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#338212 - 06/18/08 07:19 AM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
moriarty Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 04/29/08 Posts: 50	Wow! That looks like a set of novelty boobs you could get at Spencer's!
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#338213 - 06/18/08 07:42 AM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Who is that? That's not Crissy Moon, is it? _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#338214 - 06/18/08 07:58 AM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	she asked about "my two tits" but the surgeon thought she said "mitosis" . so not funny, i know. _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#338215 - 06/18/08 10:27 AM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
Fuk Yo Mama Gay For Pay Registered: 03/07/06 Posts: 1059	We have a winner. This thread should be saved and used anytime somebody says that there are worse implants. Jasmine Tame tits look like Amy Rieds compared to this. _________________________ Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#338216 - 06/18/08 10:44 AM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	where the fuck did my picture of cellular mitosis go? weird. whatever. _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#338217 - 06/18/08 11:42 AM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: We have a winner. This thread should be saved and used anytime somebody says that there are worse implants. Wrong again. Sure, those look like Muppet eyes. But that's nothing compared to these monstrosities: Gen X: Brianna Banks: Echo Valley: Danielle Derek, who has mangled both her tits and her ass: And, one sick fuck's all-time favorite PW, Chelsea Charms: XPT Bad Boobjob Survey, 2008
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#338218 - 06/18/08 12:00 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: she asked about "my two tits" but the surgeon thought she said "mitosis" . so not funny, i know. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Holy shit! The nerd in me finds that well played, gigi. Yeah, they look like when Cinnabons cook too close in the pan. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#338219 - 06/18/08 12:16 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
Fuk Yo Mama Gay For Pay Registered: 03/07/06 Posts: 1059	Chelsea Charms is pretty bad. But there are a lot of girls that go for that super over sized look. This chick has the unique distinction of having the cyclops implants. It's like they stuck Mr. Peanut in her chest. _________________________ Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#338220 - 06/18/08 12:20 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
Anonymous Unregistered	Cyclops, shmyclops. They're pretty bad, but they're not nearly as bad as Danielle Derek or Gen X. And Brianna Banks' boobs aren't even on the same continent.
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#338221 - 06/18/08 12:26 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
Fuk Yo Mama Gay For Pay Registered: 03/07/06 Posts: 1059	Does Danielle Derek have ass implants too? _________________________ Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#338222 - 06/18/08 12:29 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: Does Danielle Derek have ass implants too? Germany invaded France a while back. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#338223 - 06/18/08 12:30 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
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#338224 - 06/18/08 12:40 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the world
IWAdult Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/07/06 Posts: 756 Loc: Somewhere in the middle	Quote: They look like they are morphing into one big boob. Or they look like the boobs on that novelty coffee mugs. I always wonder how these girls get up in the morning, look in the mirror and think “yeah I look good, let me show my new boobs to everyone.” Or maybe they are thinking.. “I am so fucked, now I got to work some more to get a new pair.” _________________________ www.iwadult.com
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#338225 - 06/18/08 01:49 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
LeTissier Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 09/19/05 Posts: 209 Loc: Siena, Italia	In risposta di: I AGREE
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#338226 - 06/18/08 01:55 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
Fuk Yo Mama Gay For Pay Registered: 03/07/06 Posts: 1059	Quote: Quote: Does Danielle Derek have ass implants too? Germany invaded France a while back. Aren't you the one that always complains when people respond to a post and use quotes unnecessarily? Just sayin And this just screamed for a picture of Steve Holmes fucking Katsumi in the ass but I couldn't find one. _________________________ Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#338227 - 06/18/08 02:06 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
Cumwhipper Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 08/13/04 Posts: 153	Why do I suddenly have a craving for 2 eggs, sunnyside up?! LOL
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#338228 - 06/18/08 02:41 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Quote: And this just screamed for a picture of Steve Holmes fucking Katsumi in the ass but I couldn't find one. We know that searching for things isn't one of your qualities (as was proven here). _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#338229 - 06/18/08 02:56 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: Aren't you the one that always complains when people respond to a post and use quotes unnecessarily? Just sayin Aren't *you* the guy who said Lakers in 6: Quote: Just in case anybody was curious. They'll split the first two games, lakers will take 2 of 3 at home and close out in game 6. Kobe will be Finals MVP and shut all his critics up. Just sayin'
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#338230 - 06/18/08 05:26 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
drained Porn Jesus Registered: 02/12/08 Posts: 4580	Quote: Quote: Quote: Does Danielle Derek have ass implants too? Germany invaded France a while back. Aren't you the one that always complains when people respond to a post and use quotes unnecessarily? Just sayin And this just screamed for a picture of Steve Holmes fucking Katsumi in the ass but I couldn't find one. Hey, board. This is Chris Charming, but he'll do. Attachments 323669-Katsuni_06.jpg (7 downloads)
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#338231 - 06/18/08 05:28 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
IWAdult Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/07/06 Posts: 756 Loc: Somewhere in the middle	^^^^ Last nights game was a beat down of epic proportions. I thought it was funny after the game dickhead Kobe sdaid we need to regroup and get a big man for defense in the middle. No shit Kobe you had that with Shaq and you won three championships until you opened your fucking mouth. _________________________ www.iwadult.com
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#338232 - 06/18/08 08:18 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
Fuk Yo Mama Gay For Pay Registered: 03/07/06 Posts: 1059	Quote: Quote: Aren't you the one that always complains when people respond to a post and use quotes unnecessarily? Just sayin Aren't *you* the guy who said Lakers in 6: Quote: Just in case anybody was curious. They'll split the first two games, lakers will take 2 of 3 at home and close out in game 6. Kobe will be Finals MVP and shut all his critics up. Just sayin' I went out on a limb there. You really didn't hear anybody else predict a laker win. Like I'm sure you had the Giants in the superbowl as well as the Celtics in 6. How much did you win on those games anyway> _________________________ Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#338233 - 06/18/08 08:33 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
Anonymous Unregistered	I'm a lifelong Giants fan, but I've learned never to bet on "my" teams. I don't follow basketball. Nonetheless, your record this week ain't exactly stellar. 0-3, by my count. Not exactly a place from which you want to be throwing stones.
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#338234 - 06/18/08 08:46 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
Fuk Yo Mama Gay For Pay Registered: 03/07/06 Posts: 1059	Thanks for the pep talk coach. I'll strive to be more like you. Only 4000 posts to go!! _________________________ Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#338235 - 06/18/08 08:53 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
Anonymous Unregistered	You could start by not being wrong all the time. Nahh, scratch that. I need some amusement.
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#338236 - 06/18/08 09:14 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the world
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: i concur
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#338237 - 06/19/08 07:41 AM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
ben Pervert Registered: 09/06/03 Posts: 2042 Loc: Ceara's bunny cage	Quote: Quote: Does Danielle Derek have ass implants too? Germany invaded France a while back. Would you be able to sit down with ass implants? I guess they're pretty tough but I would always be afraid of damaging them
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#338238 - 06/19/08 12:50 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
IWAdult Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/07/06 Posts: 756 Loc: Somewhere in the middle	Quote: Quote: Quote: Does Danielle Derek have ass implants too? Germany invaded France a while back. Would you be able to sit down with ass implants? I guess they're pretty tough but I would always be afraid of damaging them i think maybe it would feel like sitting on one of the air cuhion donut things. _________________________ www.iwadult.com
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#338239 - 06/19/08 06:59 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
Blue AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/07/05 Posts: 461 Loc: Hell, or something like it	Almost look like eyeballs on a stuffed animal. That said they still don't distract from the overall enough that I wouldn't drill her. _________________________ You can’t be a pimp and a prostitute too. -some song I heard... I'm like: 'Is it even legal to say that?' Then I realized we were grown men."
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#338240 - 06/19/08 07:30 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
MoronBoy Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/30/06 Posts: 1712 Loc: at the end of the longest line	anybody got a "before" picture on this chick? Looks like she may have once had some potential. _________________________ Twitter.com/degraderzim
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#338241 - 06/19/08 09:29 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7599 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	I looks like they cut a melon in half right to the edge, hinged it and just slid it in... _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#338242 - 06/19/08 11:37 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
Ogie Oglethorpe Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/12/08 Posts: 189 Loc: Edmonton, AB	Mmmmm cookies Attachments 323923-CookieMonster.jpg (7 downloads) _________________________ Bloggers are the shallow end of the typing pool. - Lewis Black
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#338243 - 06/20/08 01:47 AM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	Quote: Like I'm sure you had the Giants in the superbowl as well as the Celtics in 6. How much did you win on those games anyway I had the Giants plus the points for a hundred bucks. Also straight up for 25. Paid for my Tahoe vacation. _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#338244 - 06/20/08 05:07 AM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: Mmmmm cookies Hahaha _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#338245 - 06/20/08 05:42 AM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
wannacorndog Human Garbage Registered: 03/14/08 Posts: 1613 Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky	Quote: Mmmmm cookies Hilarious! _________________________ Being Canadian is not a disease. It just feels like one. TUP
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#338246 - 06/20/08 05:55 AM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
Anonymous Unregistered	Thanks, Ogie. That's exactly what I was thinking above but didn't have time to shop it.
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#338247 - 07/06/08 01:20 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
Ogie Oglethorpe Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/12/08 Posts: 189 Loc: Edmonton, AB	Her name is Allaura Sweet and she is repped by Foxxx Modeling. Attachments 327221-01.jpg (4 downloads) _________________________ Bloggers are the shallow end of the typing pool. - Lewis Black
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#338248 - 07/06/08 01:26 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
Ogie Oglethorpe Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/12/08 Posts: 189 Loc: Edmonton, AB	... and, yes, the surgeon should be shot. Attachments 327222-01.jpg (4 downloads) _________________________ Bloggers are the shallow end of the typing pool. - Lewis Black
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#338249 - 07/06/08 01:42 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
Nugent Sex Slave Trader Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 1326 Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA	You're telling me that the doc who did that stands by his work? No way, that HAD to be done in fucking Tijuana. That's ridiculous that she accepted those. Wish we could get the story... -one for each cookie monster boob. _________________________ If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend
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#338250 - 07/06/08 02:21 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	This makes me wonder what it would look like in the operation room. Is hospital staff conferring over the narcosed patient? Doc 1: Say, John, shall we mess this one up or the next? Doc 2: Fuck if I care, Ned. Let's ask Nurse Sharon. Nurse Sharon? Nurse Sharon: Yes, doctor? What can I do for you? Doc 2: Quick!! This one or the next one? Nurse Sharon: What do you mean, doctor? Doc 1: Aaahhh. Too late, pity. Well, Nurse Sharon, next question, quick: in or out, above or below? Nurse Sharon: Uhuhuh, sorry, doc, but I don't get it. What do you mean "in or out, above or below"? Doc 2: Again, too slow, Nurse Sharon. Ok, Ned, what's left of it? Can we still make it somewhat presentable? Doc 1: Who cares? After today, we don't have to look at it. _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#338251 - 07/06/08 03:46 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
Ogie Oglethorpe Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/12/08 Posts: 189 Loc: Edmonton, AB	Quote: anybody got a "before" picture on this chick? Looks like she may have once had some potential. Attachments 327238-02.jpg (9 downloads) _________________________ Bloggers are the shallow end of the typing pool. - Lewis Black
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#338252 - 07/06/08 04:00 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the world
duckduckgoose AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 03/14/06 Posts: 589	I can just picture her telling the surgeon... "i want to have lots and lots of cleavage..." Attachments 327241-worst2.jpg (10 downloads)
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#338253 - 07/06/08 09:01 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
PainfulAzzFuckin AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 05/01/06 Posts: 502	Quote: ... and, yes, the surgeon should be shot. But at least she is now the inspiration for a great new line of sex toys: _________________________ Darrah Ford's family video archives - Father's Day, 1996:
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#338254 - 07/12/08 12:41 AM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the world
duckduckgoose AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 03/14/06 Posts: 589	she looks like she has been doing strength training or some heavy fitness regime lately; this chick always had a big toned ass, but even more so lately... I don't get the rack, though -- it looks so botched. What doctor who does this professionally didn't know how this would turn out? Attachments 328805-109_alternative_005.jpg (14 downloads)
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#338255 - 07/12/08 01:48 AM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the world
Lampard Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/23/07 Posts: 256	Good Lord, Brianna just looks......silly. Not sexy, bad, etc. Just kinda comedic with those implants. Its too bad as she was one of my most underrated performers. Her ass was a joy to watch. Oh well........ _________________________ The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.
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#338256 - 07/12/08 07:24 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	Quote: Quote: anybody got a "before" picture on this chick? Looks like she may have once had some potential. These are cute though.
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#338257 - 07/12/08 07:39 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Attachments 328968-knobs.jpg (10 downloads) _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#338258 - 10/20/08 07:07 AM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Stacy (courtesy of Mr. Irons) Attachments 356719-tits.jpg (10 downloads) _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#338259 - 10/20/08 09:36 AM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	Maybe she was a Marty Feldman fan _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#338260 - 10/20/08 04:03 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the world
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: she looks like she has been doing strength training or some heavy fitness regime lately; this chick always had a big toned ass, but even more so lately... I don't get the rack, though -- it looks so botched. What doctor who does this professionally didn't know how this would turn out? WATCH OUT BUB! Only I may insult Brianna Beach....Eli Thomas (Now of GoldStarMiami.com and formerly of AlternativeModeling.com) personal cash cow & money machine! He didnt let her waste or spend a dime of that stuff job.....he took the bus over to the medical store...stole a scalpel and went home with a liitle ether knocked subject B.B. out and went to town.....now you see what happens when you let your agent/bf/suitcase pimp play the game of operation with you using the Dr. hack-n-stuff late night infomerical surgical course for breast implant surgery. NOW ON DVD FOR ONLY 3 EASY PAYMENTS OF ONLY $19.95....BUT WAIT THERES MORE!!!!!
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#338261 - 10/20/08 07:42 PM Re: This is officially the worst boob job in the w
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: she asked about "my two tits" but the surgeon thought she said "mitosis" . so not funny, i know. I, being a love of all things medical thought that was hilarious! But that poor girls tit job is just too sad. It's only a matter of time before we see her on Dr 90210 getting them fixed. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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