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#338138 - 06/17/08 06:27 PM Porno Puzzles
Willie D Offline

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I was waiting in my attorney's office today. As usual, he's late and I didn't really feel like driving around to wait (it was 111F outside). So I broke out his newspaper and tried one of the puzzles to pass the time. I came to the last word and wrote in a word that was close, but too funny to erase...



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#338139 - 06/17/08 06:29 PM Re: Porno Puzzles
Gigi Offline
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haha, one of the words from the day before was "ramrod." i do the same puzzle every day because i am lame. the jumbles and the accompanying crossword.
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#338140 - 06/17/08 07:04 PM Re: Porno Puzzles
RenfieldGyps Offline
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That is funny, Im lame too Gi I do it daily. It's pumice, right?

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#338141 - 06/18/08 06:38 AM Re: Porno Puzzles
Gigi Offline
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my husband was all like, "um, honey, why are you cutting out the crossword puzzle?"


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#338142 - 06/18/08 06:40 AM Re: Porno Puzzles
Gigi Offline
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btw, i probably missed some, don't bother telling me i'm a moron.
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#338143 - 06/18/08 09:46 PM Re: Porno Puzzles
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#338144 - 06/19/08 05:04 AM Re: Porno Puzzles
Vizzle Offline
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Good call! Every time I see that crossword puzzle I think of him...and Bob.
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#338145 - 06/19/08 07:45 AM Re: Porno Puzzles
ben Offline
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my husband was all like, "um, honey, why are you cutting out the crossword puzzle?"





You have pretty girly writing Gigi!

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#338146 - 06/19/08 11:45 AM Re: Porno Puzzles
Gigi Offline
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thank you. ha, 60 across is 'nips'. that shouldn't make me laugh.
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#338147 - 06/19/08 06:18 PM Re: Porno Puzzles
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thank you. ha, 60 across is 'nips'. that shouldn't make me laugh.


Gigi sometimes I think you are as crazy as a 25 down but I always 6 down your sense of humor
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#338148 - 06/19/08 07:34 PM Re: Porno Puzzles
Gigi Offline
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thank you!
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#338149 - 06/19/08 09:23 PM Re: Porno Puzzles
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And I have fantasized about 8-acrossing your ass until my balls were 18-across, all the while gasping 30-down. I hope you don't find that too 12- across!

(Yeah I know it's spelled differently)


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#338150 - 06/19/08 09:34 PM Re: Porno Puzzles
Willie D Offline

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Oh dear Jesus!!! I've created crossword porn. I can hear it now.

"You fucking digusting five-across. I want to stick my six-down into your cunt until you 34-across for me. And you better be ready for me to 51-across your worthless 67-down....aaarrrgghhh dropping fucking 32-downs!!!!!!!"


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#338151 - 06/20/08 06:04 AM Re: Porno Puzzles
Gigi Offline
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And I have fantasized about 8-acrossing your ass until my balls were 18-across, all the while gasping 30-down. I hope you don't find that too 12- across!

(Yeah I know it's spelled differently)



gigi--> <---tatty
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#338152 - 07/09/08 06:41 AM Re: Porno Puzzles
Gigi Offline
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one of yesterday's clues was, "gape open wide"... i got all excited until i realized that the answer was "yawn." lame.
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#338153 - 07/09/08 06:49 AM Re: Porno Puzzles
Gigi Offline
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i need a six letter word for "very spiny cactus" that ends in -OLLA. i'm serious, it's driving me crazy. and is there any other kind of cactus other than a very spiny one? and no bullshit answers that have anything to do with chasey lain, thanks.
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#338154 - 07/09/08 06:51 AM Re: Porno Puzzles
big moose Offline
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Registered: 08/23/06
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cholla
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#338155 - 07/09/08 06:53 AM Re: Porno Puzzles
Gigi Offline
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thank you!
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#338156 - 07/09/08 08:05 AM Re: Porno Puzzles
Willie D Offline

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Shit, now I'm hooked on crosswords...

"Porno" showed up in the Sunday NY Times one, so did "cum" as part of "magna cum laude," thought I doubt anyone in porno ever accomplished anything magna cum laude.

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#338157 - 07/09/08 08:07 AM Re: Porno Puzzles
Gigi Offline
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another clue today was "ho preceder." i'm actually kind of salty about that one because i jumped the gun and wrote "tally" in pen, and it was actually "heave", and now me puzz looks all jankity.
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#338158 - 07/09/08 09:00 AM Re: Porno Puzzles
Vizzle Offline
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one of yesterday's clues was, "gape open wide"... i got all excited until i realized that the answer was "yawn." lame.




are you sure the answer wasn't actually "knox"?
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#338159 - 07/09/08 04:28 PM Re: Porno Puzzles
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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I was waiting in my attorney's office today. As usual, he's late and I didn't really feel like driving around to wait (it was 111F outside). So I broke out his newspaper and tried one of the puzzles to pass the time. I came to the last word and wrote in a word that was close, but too funny to erase...






The real porn puzzle is who was the previous owner of LIB that went missing for months. Mysterious indeed!

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#338160 - 07/09/08 04:35 PM Re: Porno Puzzles
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#338161 - 07/09/08 04:44 PM Re: Porno Puzzles
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
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Loc: Hell
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No mystery at all, Darrah...




Who are Burg and Moxie?


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#338162 - 07/09/08 04:47 PM Re: Porno Puzzles
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Burg is a regular, if somewhat verbose poster here. Moxie is a disgraced and fired former moderator.

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#338163 - 07/09/08 04:50 PM Re: Porno Puzzles
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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Burg is a regular, if somewhat verbose poster here. Moxie is a disgraced and fired former moderator.



You're a fountain of information!

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#338164 - 07/09/08 04:50 PM Re: Porno Puzzles
RenfieldGyps Offline
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I thought you meant Moxie Maddron, I kinda like that gal, she's hot.

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#338165 - 07/09/08 04:55 PM Re: Porno Puzzles
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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I thought you meant Moxie Maddron, I kinda like that gal, she's hot.



Is it Moxie Maddron??


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#338166 - 07/09/08 05:00 PM Re: Porno Puzzles
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NOOOOOO!!! Let's be very clear on this one: Moxxie (2 Xs) Maddron is a chick and, from her reputation, a pretty cool one. The person we're talking about is Moxie (one X) who is a guy.

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#338167 - 07/25/08 02:19 PM Re: Porno Puzzles
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
It's a slow day today. I don't think this is what the Scrabble people intended to go in there, but it's in the OED, I checked.


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