She also based her argument on the assumption that there were 5,000 porn performers as we speak.

If you also assumed that:

--4,000 of those were whores, 1,000 were mopes
--each whore works twice a week
--each porno dvd averages five scenes per disc
--the average porno studio puts out about 25 DVDs a year.

The outcome would be:
--there were 104,000 porno scenes produced every year
--and that would mean 20,800 porno DVD's every year
--there are 832 porno studios in the United States

And therefore:
--Roger T. Pipe would shoot himself in the head in depsparation over his review backlog
--Christian3X would be the most recognizable person in Los Angeles
--the shortage of whores would require the unretirement of every whore who quit the business in the last 4 years. Bring back all the shot-out skanks like Sierra Sinn, Dana Vespoli, Randy Wright and Genesis Skye.
--Danny Dearmond would melt down on ADT five times a year, instead of twice.

Conclusion: Kayden Kross probably didn't crack the algebra books very often in high school.