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#337966 - 06/15/08 11:05 PM
The Moment Of Truth: Brandon "Herpe" Iron edition
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Have you, in the past 6 months, been tested for an STD other than HIV? 
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#337973 - 06/16/08 09:47 AM
Re: The Moment Of Truth: Brandon "Herpe" Iron edit
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As hard as I try, I fail to find a pseudonym for you that is better or more apropo than Limp Willie. I would if I could and you wood if you could, too. You can't so you won't.
You are the human equivalent of linguini. You are the second testicle that hasn't dropped. To say you have ED is an insult to Bob Dole and millions of men with diabetes, high blood pressure, and heart disease. WilliED...it's right in your name for fuck's sakes!!
You sit and stew in your own juices, literally, after jerking Limp Willie Junior to a flaccid finale. Do I care that you enjoy titles like Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy? No, I don't. Nor do I care that your obsession with STDs began when your own mother used to make you comb pubic lice out of her crotch. Can't see the forest because of the trees? Bullshit. You saw that untended garden as close as when you popped out of that flabby flesh fort. I'm sorry there was no light at the end of that terrible tunnel. There were only creepy crabs crawling on you much like the invisible ones that haunt you today due to your heroin addiction. Keep scratching and try to repress all your whoreifying childhood experiences, Mommie Dearest.
While Sasha Grey calls herself the fuck junkie, people who see you whisper under their breath, "Fuck! Junkie."
Your obsession with all things Iron is obvious. Like a petulant 2 year old, you throw your tantrums hoping for ANY attention. Sorry, Limp Noodle, I'm not going to pick you up anymore.
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#337976 - 06/16/08 01:39 PM
Re: The Moment Of Truth: Brandon "Herpe" Iron edition
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#337977 - 06/16/08 03:37 PM
Re: The Moment Of Truth: Brandon "Herpe" Iron edit
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As hard as I try, I fail to find a pseudonym for you that is better or more apropo than Limp Willie. I would if I could and you wood if you could, too. You can't so you won't.
You are the human equivalent of linguini. You are the second testicle that hasn't dropped. To say you have ED is an insult to Bob Dole and millions of men with diabetes, high blood pressure, and heart disease. WilliED...it's right in your name for fuck's sakes!!
You sit and stew in your own juices, literally, after jerking Limp Willie Junior to a flaccid finale. Do I care that you enjoy titles like Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy? No, I don't. Nor do I care that your obsession with STDs began when your own mother used to make you comb pubic lice out of her crotch. Can't see the forest because of the trees? Bullshit. You saw that untended garden as close as when you popped out of that flabby flesh fort. I'm sorry there was no light at the end of that terrible tunnel. There were only creepy crabs crawling on you much like the invisible ones that haunt you today due to your heroin addiction. Keep scratching and try to repress all your whoreifying childhood experiences, Mommie Dearest.
While Sasha Grey calls herself the fuck junkie, people who see you whisper under their breath, "Fuck! Junkie."
Your obsession with all things Iron is obvious. Like a petulant 2 year old, you throw your tantrums hoping for ANY attention. Sorry, Limp Noodle, I'm not going to pick you up anymore.
Meltdown #2. life -->  <--Brandon Irons
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#337979 - 06/16/08 07:18 PM
Re: The Moment Of Truth: Brandon "Herpe" Iron edit
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I'm not going to pick you up anymore.
What happened to this promise, Brandon Irons?
And by the way, would you like to guess which pornographer today described you as having the intellect of a child? I'll give you two guesses.
Keep dancing, herpes-loser.
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#337982 - 06/17/08 12:34 PM
Re: The Moment Of Truth: Brandon "Herpe" Iron edit
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How about Oscar worthy actor: Brandon earns the statue
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#337983 - 06/18/08 12:49 PM
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Thank you, Faceblaster. I will treasure that award forever.
Pooperchase: The only thing irritating to me is spending one minute replying to you instead of finding the next young lady for www.loadmymouth.com
The 400th update is coming next month and I want to have a big celebration. By celebration, I mean I am going to get a blowjob.
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#337984 - 06/18/08 03:18 PM
Re: The Moment Of Truth: Brandon "Herpe" Iron edition
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Oh Brandon, still waiting, in case you forgot. Put up or shut up, bitch. Quote:
Have you, in the past 6 months, been tested for an STD other than HIV?
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#337986 - 06/18/08 09:01 PM
Re: The Moment Of Truth: Brandon "Herpe" Iron edition
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I asked you to define STD. You didn't. No need to call anyone names. I'm calling your bluff, Biff.
If you don't know what it is, you're a bigger idiot than I thought. Herp on, Brandon Ironic, herp on.
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