This has got to be one of the most stupid things I've read in a long time:

One of the four dancers facing prostitution charges over incidents at Treasures strip club was found guilty Monday of violating the city's erotic dance code while performing a lap dance at Cheetah's.
Municipal Judge Bert Brown said 26-year-old Angela Wise violated the erotic dance code Aug. 1 by allowing parts of her body to repeatedly touch the upper thigh region of a patron for whom she was performing a 10-minute lap dance in the VIP room in the back of Cheetah's.

Here is the link to the article:

http://www.lasvegassun.com/sunbin/stories/sun/2004/jun/22/517058373.html?stripper


Is this what they are paying cops to do in Vegas; rubberneck a guy getting a lap-dance and count the number of times her leg touches his thigh?!?

And why the fuck can't I have that job?

Honestly though, the last part of the article is the best. It looks to me like they parked undercover officers in there so they could yank the guys liquor license.

Regardless, the whole thing seems like bullshit to me. Oh well, at least we are winning that war on terrorism, right?

Outrageous, of course.

This happened in Vegas????????

No shit.Its a crime what the government does with our tax money.