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Me spread lies? Thats funny because everyone knows your the biggest liar here. Everything from Smelly Monkey Productions to your mission in Iraq, have all been lies.





How dare you chico. I fought for my country in iraq and you have the balls to question that. There are things i saw in iraq i wish on no man. Have you ever had to hold a the remains of your best friend as he bleeds to death, have you?. (monkey stares dazed at the computer for a few moments trying to erase that horrid image from his mind, like so many times before). As for smelly monkey productions like many porn companies the HIV outbreak has held our buisness back, we do have a few movies in the can, one was a suprise for you but i will release the details now. remember that time we went out for coffee and i brought the two russian midgets along with me?. I said they were friends who worked in the circus?. Well thats not really what they do, i mean after we had coffee we all decided to go back to your mothers house for a night cap remember?. Half way through the russians went to the toilet together and didn't return , then you said you were off and if we would like to come and i said no, its okay we will let ourselves out, we will just tidy up before we go. remember that?. Truth is we were shooting a movie there with your mother now titled

GI Travieso: pussy of mass destruction

the russians are camera men/performers and were upstaris fixing the lighting and cameras while your mother was preparing herself. they may be russian midgets but they don't go to the bathroom together, come on chico, word to the wise. Anyway , long story short it came out GREAT. Your mother is a born natural and we can forward you the unfinished project if you want to see it. Love monkey.
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