i've never seen the appeal in chicks sucking on dildos. i hate that latex-y smell that never quite goes away no matter how much you bleach them or whatever. the husband threw away all the sex toys again... i rescued my, uh, favorite dildo and hid it in my armoire. the other day i put on the shirt that it was wrapped up in and after five minutes i had to change because my husband would have noticed it and totally busted me for saving my beloved mr. john holmes.
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"I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way."
--Handful