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#337516 - 06/11/08 06:27 PM
Lukeisback.com For Sale
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/19/04
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Gentle Reader, Lukeisback.com is back on the market. Lukeisback is Australian for porn news. The blokes running the thing the past six months just aren't man enough for the task. Are you man enough to provide moral leadership in the sewer of porn? I won't just sell this site to anybody. It needs to be the right type of bloke who will provide the vision XXX needs to move forward. Please remember me in your prayers. You can check out my wholesome musings on Lukeford.net. You can email me at lukeisback@gmail.com.XPT will always be a repository of warm fuzzy memories for me... Thank you. Together we can make a better world. Bids must begin at no lower than $10,000. To do my righteous work, I need cold hard cash.
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#337518 - 06/11/08 06:40 PM
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#337520 - 06/11/08 06:53 PM
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I won't just sell this site to anybody.
You did the last time. Or, at least, Real Luke did.
This doesn't even sound like Real Luke. I don't recall him overusing Aussie idioms like "bloke." And the last time this was for sale, Luke didn't dangle a price. Something is rotten in the state of Douchebaggery.
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#337521 - 06/11/08 06:57 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
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Tritone would like to bid 40 acres and a mule.
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#337523 - 06/11/08 07:16 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 167
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1. How did you come back into possession of the site? I thought you sold it to someone.
Jews lie. 
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#337525 - 06/11/08 08:45 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
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Tritone would like to bid 40 acres and a mule.
hell yeah!
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#337526 - 06/12/08 02:45 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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#337527 - 06/12/08 06:06 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/09/08
Posts: 108
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Gentle Reader,
Lukeisback.com is back on the market.
Lukeisback is Australian for porn news.
The blokes running the thing the past six months just aren't man enough for the task.
Are you man enough to provide moral leadership in the sewer of porn?
I won't just sell this site to anybody. It needs to be the right type of bloke who will provide the vision XXX needs to move forward.
Please remember me in your prayers. You can check out my wholesome musings on Lukeford.net. You can email me at lukeisback@gmail.com.
XPT will always be a repository of warm fuzzy memories for me...
Thank you. Together we can make a better world.
Bids must begin at no lower than $10,000. To do my righteous work, I need cold hard cash.
Will you sign a "no complete" clause to prevent you from "selling" your site, then starting up a new one that does the same thing with a similar name.?
I bid one rats' ass, one package of handi wipes, and an autographed photo of Pamela Peaks.
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#337530 - 06/13/08 12:37 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/09/08
Posts: 108
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Will you sign a "no complete" clause to prevent you from "selling" your site, then starting up a new one that does the same thing with a similar name.?
I bid one rats' ass, one package of handi wipes, and an autographed photo of Pamela Peaks.
Still butchering the English language I see. Tell me, what exactly is a "no complete"? Is that some sort of new jondra I've never heard of? If so, I'm so jellus.
Yes I am. But the real funny thing is you probably really dont know what a no COMPETE clause is. And while we're mentioning BUTCHERING the english language, I guess nobody ever told you that you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition. But hey, at least you spelled it correctly, right asswipe. He who lives in a glass house shouldnt throw stones. The pot is calling the kettle black again.
So if you need a lesson on proper sentence srtucture I can send you my nephews third grade english book to help you .
And I really like the way you spell "jellus" LMAO
Edited by misterz (06/13/08 12:39 PM)
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#337532 - 06/13/08 01:16 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/09/08
Posts: 108
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And I really like the way you spell "jellus" LMAO
It's an inside joke, tardfarm.
SURE IT IS. And if you believe that I got a bridge for sale in Brooklyn if you're interested. Still LMAO
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#337534 - 06/13/08 01:38 PM
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SURE IT IS. And if you believe that I got a bridge for sale in Brooklyn if you're interested. Still LMAO
Origin of the term "jellus."
"Tardfarm." LOL
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#337535 - 06/13/08 02:25 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/09/08
Posts: 108
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SURE IT IS. And if you believe that I got a bridge for sale in Brooklyn if you're interested. Still LMAO
Origin of the term "jellus."
"Tardfarm." LOL
Wow, you guys stick together like greek men in a turkish bath house.
And as far as calling me Darth or Care Less, both wrong. Is that what really upsets you guys, is that I have all of this insider knowledge of the industry and you dont know who I am? Here's an inside scoop for ya. OSHA will visit two studios next Wednesday. (studio=one house off of Parthenia and a multi-set location off of Devonshire.) And you all think the Max thing is bad!!! LOL
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#337536 - 06/13/08 02:30 PM
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Wow, you guys stick together like greek men in a turkish bath house.
Ummm... Greeks and Turks hate each other. Didn't you ever watch M*A*S*H*?
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#337537 - 06/13/08 02:32 PM
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Here's an inside scoop for ya. OSHA will visit two studios next Wednesday. (studio=one house off of Parthenia and a multi-set location off of Devonshire.) And you all think the Max thing is bad!!! LOL
So you're Anita Cannibal, then?
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#337538 - 06/13/08 02:36 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/09/08
Posts: 108
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Wow, you guys stick together like greek men in a turkish bath house.
Ummm... Greeks and Turks hate each other. Didn't you ever watch M*A*S*H*?
Thats funny you would mention that. My brother and I actually own about 3 acres of the property that was used in the series. We still have 3 of the tents used in the show.
And I know you already know this ,but just to clear it up, I was calling y'all a bunch of faggots.
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#337539 - 06/13/08 02:39 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/09/08
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Here's an inside scoop for ya. OSHA will visit two studios next Wednesday. (studio=one house off of Parthenia and a multi-set location off of Devonshire.) And you all think the Max thing is bad!!! LOL
So you're Anita Cannibal, then?
Wrong again, but good guess. And thanks for letting me know I was right in my assumption about why you're all so upset with me. Keep guessing. Maybe we could make some kind of game out of this.
I would think someone like you Jim, would notice that my syntax and spelling is nothing like Anitas, seeing as how that is SO IMPORTANT to everyone here.LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Edited by misterz (06/13/08 02:41 PM)
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#337540 - 06/13/08 03:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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If I remember correctly, you are one of 'Doctor' Mitchell's test tube cleaners, over at AIM. Or closely related to her in some way (fanboi?). You said something along these lines in a thread that PowDarth started about Herpes. You and Dirth had a highly amusing statistical figure-fight in that thread.
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#337541 - 06/13/08 03:05 PM
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Darth cleaned his clock... and Darth's an idiot.
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#337542 - 06/13/08 04:53 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
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Perhaps you can convince GEICO insurance to buy it. They seem to like cavemen.
I didn't think the AMish were allowed to use modern electronics like cameras 
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#337543 - 06/13/08 08:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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"Where wast Thou when I made the internets, Where wast Thou when I made The Pornography...."
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#337544 - 06/13/08 11:19 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/29/07
Posts: 178
Loc: Woodland Hills
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is jeremiah "camera"steals in da' pakage"" ??
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#337545 - 06/14/08 12:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Perhaps you can convince GEICO insurance to buy it. They seem to like cavemen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GNhdQRbXhc
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