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#337516 - 06/11/08 06:27 PM Lukeisback.com For Sale
DukeFloored Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/19/04
Posts: 249
Gentle Reader,

Lukeisback.com is back on the market.

Lukeisback is Australian for porn news.

The blokes running the thing the past six months just aren't man enough for the task.

Are you man enough to provide moral leadership in the sewer of porn?

I won't just sell this site to anybody. It needs to be the right type of bloke who will provide the vision XXX needs to move forward.

Please remember me in your prayers. You can check out my wholesome musings on Lukeford.net. You can email me at lukeisback@gmail.com.

XPT will always be a repository of warm fuzzy memories for me...

Thank you. Together we can make a better world.

Bids must begin at no lower than $10,000. To do my righteous work, I need cold hard cash.

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#337517 - 06/11/08 06:33 PM Re: Lukeisback.com For Sale
Kingfish Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1133
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
Perhaps you can convince GEICO insurance to buy it. They seem to like cavemen.

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#337518 - 06/11/08 06:40 PM Re: Lukeisback.com For Sale
Anonymous
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Ahem...

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#337519 - 06/11/08 06:44 PM Re: Lukeisback.com For Sale
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
1. How did you come back into possession of the site? I thought you sold it to someone.

2. I'm proud to be a Gentile

3. Can you teach me how to wrap tefillin?

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#337520 - 06/11/08 06:53 PM Re: Lukeisback.com For Sale
Anonymous
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Quote:


I won't just sell this site to anybody.




You did the last time. Or, at least, Real Luke did.

This doesn't even sound like Real Luke. I don't recall him overusing Aussie idioms like "bloke." And the last time this was for sale, Luke didn't dangle a price. Something is rotten in the state of Douchebaggery.

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#337521 - 06/11/08 06:57 PM Re: Lukeisback.com For Sale
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
Tritone would like to bid 40 acres and a mule.
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#337522 - 06/11/08 07:12 PM Re: Lukeisback.com For Sale
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I wouldn't take it if it were free.
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#337523 - 06/11/08 07:16 PM Re: Lukeisback.com For Sale
Slobodan Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 167
Quote:

1. How did you come back into possession of the site? I thought you sold it to someone.





Jews lie.

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#337524 - 06/11/08 08:35 PM Re: Lukeisback.com For Sale
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

Bids must begin at no lower than $10,000.




Do you have the traffic to justify that price? After six months of being run into the ground (and real Luke going downhill for maybe 6 months before that), I very much doubt it.
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#337525 - 06/11/08 08:45 PM Re: Lukeisback.com For Sale
ChuckSpears Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
Quote:

Tritone would like to bid 40 acres and a mule.




hell yeah!

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#337526 - 06/12/08 02:45 PM Re: Lukeisback.com For Sale
wannacorndog Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Quote:

Perhaps you can convince GEICO insurance to buy it. They seem to like cavemen.




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#337527 - 06/12/08 06:06 PM Re: Lukeisback.com For Sale
misterz Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/09/08
Posts: 108
Quote:

Gentle Reader,

Lukeisback.com is back on the market.

Lukeisback is Australian for porn news.

The blokes running the thing the past six months just aren't man enough for the task.

Are you man enough to provide moral leadership in the sewer of porn?

I won't just sell this site to anybody. It needs to be the right type of bloke who will provide the vision XXX needs to move forward.

Please remember me in your prayers. You can check out my wholesome musings on Lukeford.net. You can email me at lukeisback@gmail.com.

XPT will always be a repository of warm fuzzy memories for me...

Thank you. Together we can make a better world.

Bids must begin at no lower than $10,000. To do my righteous work, I need cold hard cash.





Will you sign a "no complete" clause to prevent you from "selling" your site, then starting up a new one that does the same thing with a similar name.?

I bid one rats' ass, one package of handi wipes, and an autographed photo of Pamela Peaks.

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#337528 - 06/13/08 01:50 AM Re: Lukeisback.com For Sale
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
hummm, because you are fake Luke, can you acept 10,000 fake dollars?

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#337529 - 06/13/08 06:45 AM Re: Lukeisback.com For Sale
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Will you sign a "no complete" clause to prevent you from "selling" your site, then starting up a new one that does the same thing with a similar name.?

I bid one rats' ass, one package of handi wipes, and an autographed photo of Pamela Peaks.





Still butchering the English language I see. Tell me, what exactly is a "no complete"? Is that some sort of new jondra I've never heard of? If so, I'm so jellus.
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#337530 - 06/13/08 12:37 PM Re: Lukeisback.com For Sale
misterz Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/09/08
Posts: 108
Quote:

Quote:

Will you sign a "no complete" clause to prevent you from "selling" your site, then starting up a new one that does the same thing with a similar name.?

I bid one rats' ass, one package of handi wipes, and an autographed photo of Pamela Peaks.





Still butchering the English language I see. Tell me, what exactly is a "no complete"? Is that some sort of new jondra I've never heard of? If so, I'm so jellus.




Yes I am. But the real funny thing is you probably really dont know what a no COMPETE clause is. And while we're mentioning BUTCHERING the english language, I guess nobody ever told you that you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition. But hey, at least you spelled it correctly, right asswipe. He who lives in a glass house shouldnt throw stones. The pot is calling the kettle black again.

So if you need a lesson on proper sentence srtucture I can send you my nephews third grade english book to help you .

And I really like the way you spell "jellus" LMAO


Edited by misterz (06/13/08 12:39 PM)

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#337531 - 06/13/08 01:10 PM Re: Lukeisback.com For Sale
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Yes I am. But the real funny thing is you probably really dont know what a no COMPETE clause is.




Who doesn't? It's just those pesky "no completes" that throw me off. They're just so...

Quote:

And while we're mentioning BUTCHERING the english language, I guess nobody ever told you that you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition. But hey, at least you spelled it correctly, right asswipe.




Go to the nearest bridge and jump off.

Quote:

He who lives in a glass house shouldnt throw stones. The pot is calling the kettle black again.




Wow, you're just a fountain of clichés aren't you? You forgot to tell me, "not to count my chickens before there hatched" and to "cross that bridge when I get to it".

Quote:

So if you need a lesson on proper sentence srtucture I can send you my nephews third grade english book to help you .




How about this.. he can teach me grammar if he also teaches you spelling. Do we have a deal?

Quote:

And I really like the way you spell "jellus" LMAO




It's an inside joke, tardfarm.

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#337532 - 06/13/08 01:16 PM Re: Lukeisback.com For Sale
misterz Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/09/08
Posts: 108


Quote:

And I really like the way you spell "jellus" LMAO




It's an inside joke, tardfarm.






SURE IT IS. And if you believe that I got a bridge for sale in Brooklyn if you're interested. Still LMAO

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#337533 - 06/13/08 01:26 PM Re: Lukeisback.com For Sale
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Darth you're putting us all to sleep with your boring posts. Go away.
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#337534 - 06/13/08 01:38 PM Re: Lukeisback.com For Sale
Anonymous
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Quote:




SURE IT IS. And if you believe that I got a bridge for sale in Brooklyn if you're interested. Still LMAO




Origin of the term "jellus."

"Tardfarm." LOL

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#337535 - 06/13/08 02:25 PM Re: Lukeisback.com For Sale
misterz Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/09/08
Posts: 108
Quote:

Quote:




SURE IT IS. And if you believe that I got a bridge for sale in Brooklyn if you're interested. Still LMAO




Origin of the term "jellus."

"Tardfarm." LOL





Wow, you guys stick together like greek men in a turkish bath house.

And as far as calling me Darth or Care Less, both wrong. Is that what really upsets you guys, is that I have all of this insider knowledge of the industry and you dont know who I am? Here's an inside scoop for ya. OSHA will visit two studios next Wednesday. (studio=one house off of Parthenia and a multi-set location off of Devonshire.) And you all think the Max thing is bad!!! LOL

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#337536 - 06/13/08 02:30 PM Re: Lukeisback.com For Sale
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:


Wow, you guys stick together like greek men in a turkish bath house.





Ummm... Greeks and Turks hate each other. Didn't you ever watch M*A*S*H*?

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#337537 - 06/13/08 02:32 PM Re: Lukeisback.com For Sale
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Here's an inside scoop for ya. OSHA will visit two studios next Wednesday. (studio=one house off of Parthenia and a multi-set location off of Devonshire.) And you all think the Max thing is bad!!! LOL




So you're Anita Cannibal, then?

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#337538 - 06/13/08 02:36 PM Re: Lukeisback.com For Sale
misterz Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/09/08
Posts: 108
Quote:

Quote:


Wow, you guys stick together like greek men in a turkish bath house.





Ummm... Greeks and Turks hate each other. Didn't you ever watch M*A*S*H*?




Thats funny you would mention that. My brother and I actually own about 3 acres of the property that was used in the series. We still have 3 of the tents used in the show.

And I know you already know this ,but just to clear it up, I was calling y'all a bunch of faggots.

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#337539 - 06/13/08 02:39 PM Re: Lukeisback.com For Sale
misterz Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/09/08
Posts: 108
Quote:

Quote:

Here's an inside scoop for ya. OSHA will visit two studios next Wednesday. (studio=one house off of Parthenia and a multi-set location off of Devonshire.) And you all think the Max thing is bad!!! LOL




So you're Anita Cannibal, then?





Wrong again, but good guess. And thanks for letting me know I was right in my assumption about why you're all so upset with me. Keep guessing. Maybe we could make some kind of game out of this.

I would think someone like you Jim, would notice that my syntax and spelling is nothing like Anitas, seeing as how that is SO IMPORTANT to everyone here.LOLOLOLOLOLOL


Edited by misterz (06/13/08 02:41 PM)

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#337540 - 06/13/08 03:02 PM Re: Lukeisback.com For Sale
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
If I remember correctly, you are one of 'Doctor' Mitchell's test tube cleaners, over at AIM. Or closely related to her in some way (fanboi?). You said something along these lines in a thread that PowDarth started about Herpes. You and Dirth had a highly amusing statistical figure-fight in that thread.
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#337541 - 06/13/08 03:05 PM Re: Lukeisback.com For Sale
Anonymous
Unregistered


Darth cleaned his clock... and Darth's an idiot.

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#337542 - 06/13/08 04:53 PM Re: Lukeisback.com For Sale
IWAdult Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
Quote:

Perhaps you can convince GEICO insurance to buy it. They seem to like cavemen.






I didn't think the AMish were allowed to use modern electronics like cameras
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#337543 - 06/13/08 08:55 PM Re: Lukeisback.com For Sale
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
"Where wast Thou when I made the internets, Where wast Thou when I made The Pornography...."


Luke Phord = Job 2008
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#337544 - 06/13/08 11:19 PM Re: Lukeisback.com For Sale
MR WHIP Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/29/07
Posts: 178
Loc: Woodland Hills
is jeremiah "camera"steals in da' pakage"" ??
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#337545 - 06/14/08 12:24 AM Re: Lukeisback.com For Sale
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Perhaps you can convince GEICO insurance to buy it. They seem to like cavemen.







http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GNhdQRbXhc

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#337546 - 06/16/08 05:07 AM Re: Lukeisback.com For Sale
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

SURE IT IS. And if you believe that I got a bridge for sale in Brooklyn if you're interested. Still LMAO




Ha, nice comeback. The clichés continue... not one original thought rolling around that empty skull of yours, is there?



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