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Annie Cruz is a fucking bitch. What you talkin bout sucka?

Annie Cruz will be noted in porn history only because she once fucked someone during the AVN Award Show...as in she was sitting at a table riding someone's dick while they were handing out lucite up on the stage. To her credit, at least she divorced Kurt Lockwood's gay lover aka Jack Lawrence.

Unless you work in porno full time, I doubt any of these whores are much fun to hang around with. The subtext of sex would always be present--the whores know it, and they generally do not like to be reminded of their chosen profession while they're at the grocery store/restaurant/Valtrex clinic, etc. Can you really imagine going to the gym with Penny Flame without thinking, "Damnit, just start doing anal already!"

I met plenty of whores a few years ago at the big porn convo in Vegas. Gia was very personable, Kelly Madison was interesting to talk with Most of them are chatty when they're hanging around people they know, but turn into wallflowers when confronted by someone outside the business. Ashley Blue, who can talk yards of trash, could barely get two sentences out. Missy Monroe was so stoned on whatever I just gave up. I put my hand out to Kami and she looked at me like was an alien. I sat next to Hillary at the award show...she didn't say a word to anyone all night long.

And the next time I have to ride in an elevator with Pamela Peaks, I'm bringing mace.