I think it'd be interesting to put out a comp series of bitches...uh, I mean women who only appeared in one scene and then quit the biz. Perhaps they found it wasn't what they'd envisioned, perhaps someone smacked some sense into them, perhaps the angel dust their suitcase pimp gave them before the shoot wore off and they ran away screaming, etc...Whatever the reason, give these one-fuck wonders the chance to shine that they deserve. The older the footage the better because the more time intervenes, the longer the dumb bit...I mean the woman has to start a normal life and become confident that her one-shot porn past is buried and forgotten. Boy, how surprised she's going to be! Give her the box cover! Better yet, track them down and interview them for supplemental material. Hopefully they'll cry and beg you not to re-release it. The possibilities are endless. Just another idear. Thanks.


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Alexis Christian. Besides the fact that I love the name Alexis, I wacked off on hr sexy face quite a few times. She appeared in 1-2 lesbo flicks and then disappeared. She did only lez.Think she was a Playboy Playmate.

Simp,

The general opinion around the office here is that you are a true genius, a porn visionary. I would take your concept a little further, and try this: instead of just visiting them for there response to your putting out a comp, drop in on their whole family, parents, friends, children, husbands, and give them all screeners of the original scenes!

Could you imagine the drama this would cause - these girls who were only briefly in the business and are trying to build normal lives would be completely brutalized! Ah, only high quality drama would ensue.

Imagining the possibilities,

Malice
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I love it . Just when the stupid whore thinks her past has been swept under the rug , BAM , her hubby sees her fucking 8 black guys in White Trash Whore . <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/huh.gif" alt="" /> Now everyone can see what a dumb slut she really is . Fun stuff simp . <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/partyguy.gif" alt="" />

Fuck, you could probably sell that to E! or HBO or something. You could shoot it on a porn budget too. Have Simp produce, Mr. Malice run the camera and Gag Daddy host the show - afro and all. To help ease the pain of un-suspecting families you can have immigrant Community College Psych students help with on-camera therapy.

Bump, read from the top people.

Good idea. The whole oevure of "Senior Snatch" comes to mind (whatever happened to Smeege?). There is a lot of material to choose from, though, and you would need to be selective. Most of the one hit wonders are such for a reason. Can't perform, bad look, or turned up in a dumpster the next day. The vast majority are probably local dancers/VIP Extra queens who decided to take the next step but lacked the drive, firm breasts, or bus fare to make it to the next level. Many would probably be quite happy to be reminded of their past glory, back when they had teeth and could command more than $20 dollars from truck drivers on Rte 13.

From porn visionary to begging for chump change, how the mighty have fallen.

The difference between acting on your ideas and posting them to a porn message board...

God, I remember when I first watched porn, getting those old Leisure Time comps thinking it was the hottest stuff around. Just an endless train of broken dreams and getting spooged on by Rodney Moore or Lance Heywood. As far as the talent, it was kind of like those packs of baseball cards you'd buy at the drugstore, 100 cards for three dollars, and they'd tempt you by putting a Mattingly or a Clemens on top before you'd open it to find a bunch of Glenn Hubbards and Joe Sambitos. You'd get a rookie Anna Malle doing an audition, and then a bunch of old slags who looked like they wouldn't have been hot during the Carter administration. Painfully sad interviews of either overly optimistic girls selling themselves by admitting to fucking six of their junior high classmates at once on a dirty mattress in the woods when they were 14, or just flat out scared shitless chicks who don't know what they just walked into. And then out would come some stunt dick like fat Tony Martino, furiously stroking himself trying to get hard....or even worse....the Hedgehog furiously trying to pun his way though another scene with his D-list celebrity roast material. About the only thing I really remember about some of the no names was some young blonde guy who looked like he could actually fuck on camera but haven's seen since because he wasn't fat and ugly enough. The downfall of society could be traced in those freaking VHS tapes, I swear.

And like a drug addiction, you can never return to the magic of those early days. It all used to seem so naughty - the cheap sets, the giggly, nervous whores, those ridiculous phone sex ads after every few scenes ("I want to suck your cock right through this phone!", "Hi. I'm Lexi. You don't want to know what I was just thinking, because it's so naughy!".

I dug some of those old tapes out the other day and it just wasn't the same. The interviews are all so cliche, the camera work spends 70% of the scene showing the guy lying on top of the talent, covering everything except her pussy, and most of the rest of the time with the dreaded ball-cam closeup. Cutaway to the girl's face or body for five seconds and then back to the guy's hairy back as he humps away.

10 years from now, I suppose it will be the same thing. "I remember when gag-fucking the girl's throat until she begged for mercy all seemed to be somehow naughty. These days, it takes a Snuff Bukakke to even get me hard."

Remember the girl who used to come on right at the beginning of the tape to talk about sex, porn, and masturbation? "The tape you are about to watch contains scenes simulating actual adult relationships...."

Yeah, my former roommate used to watch my porn when I wasn't home. He told me that woman was the best looking one on the whole tape.

It is too bad we cant tell Simp to start saving away a few twentys each pay check...it would almost certainly save Weathervane's dignity today.


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