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#33726 - 06/23/04 06:03 PM Nicole Richie - still a virgin
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Lurking around my fave local smut-selling newsstand I got lured by the latest ish of Stuff. Check these killer pix of Nicole Richie. Didn't really read the whole article, but she claims to still be a virgin. I can't wait to see One Night In Nicole. I'd pump this bitch over Paris anyday!
http://www.stuffmagazine.com/cover_girls/html/girl_386.html


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#33727 - 06/23/04 06:06 PM Re: Nicole Richie - still a virgin
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She was on Stern this morning and shes definitely not a virgin.

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#33728 - 06/23/04 06:15 PM Re: Nicole Richie - still a virgin
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She said on Stern that she's fucked two guys. I find that very unlikely, but why would you lie about that?
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#33729 - 06/23/04 07:00 PM Re: Nicole Richie - still a virgin
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I read the article, it was sarcasm: re:Britney. That's why I like this superho Nicole, she's not afraid to tell it like it is.... However, one thing that was shocking to find out was that Jacko is her godfather. they probably talked about it on Stern, too. check the quick scan I made from the mag w/ the tricky quote taken out of context.


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#33730 - 06/23/04 07:01 PM Re: Nicole Richie - still a virgin
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Great job taking a comment way out of context smuthut guy. It was followed by " well if britney spears can say it, so can i". Damn fool. I wouldn't fuck her.
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#33731 - 06/23/04 07:07 PM Re: Nicole Richie - still a virgin
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Dickhead, I said I didn't read the article, did you read my post?
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#33732 - 06/23/04 07:13 PM Re: Nicole Richie - still a virgin
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I much prefer Paris to Nichole in terms of looks but Nicole seems a little more used to dealing with the average person.


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#33733 - 06/23/04 07:14 PM Re: Nicole Richie - still a virgin
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Dickhead, I said I didn't read the article, did you read my post?





If thats the case then why did you say the following below.

"read the whole article" "she claims to still be a virgin"
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#33734 - 06/23/04 07:20 PM Re: Nicole Richie - still a virgin
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Quote:

Dickhead, I said I didn't read the article, did you read my post?





If thats the case then why did you say the following below.

"read the whole article" "she claims to still be a virgin"




oh shit, I'm busted, you rocket scientist of wit...
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#33735 - 06/23/04 07:39 PM Re: Nicole Richie - still a virgin
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Wasn't Nicole caught with heroin or crack in her possession before the 1st season of Simple Life?
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#33736 - 06/23/04 07:41 PM Re: Nicole Richie - still a virgin
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I think she got busted between the time the taping ended and the time it appeared on TV.
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#33737 - 06/24/04 02:40 AM Re: Nicole Richie - still a virgin
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Drug problems aside, as I have empathy for that, she is an ugly fuck pig.

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#33738 - 06/24/04 05:41 AM Re: Nicole Richie - still a virgin
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#33739 - 06/24/04 05:47 AM Re: Nicole Richie - still a virgin
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I gotta go take a look at that issue of Stuff, she looked beyond smokin' on the cover. BUT in the show she is short, dumpy, and chunky. And on that cover pic the way she's laying she could be hiding a gut. Did she tone up?? Maybe she is only short when compared to Paris?

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#33740 - 06/24/04 07:00 AM Re: Nicole Richie - still a virgin
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Yeah, check the mag & the online pix. I agree that sometimes she looks not so hot, other times she looks pretty damn pokable.
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#33741 - 06/24/04 07:25 AM Re: Nicole Richie - still a virgin
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Those mags always make chicks looke better than they really are.

She is a dumpy trashy whore.


Oh wait, I guess that's two out of three, huh.

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#33742 - 06/24/04 12:05 PM Re: Nicole Richie - still a virgin
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there are a lot babes of her calibre or lower in porn. talkin about making the bitches look better than they are; the majority of porn mags are guilty of that. Like the Score group over does it in their mags airbrushing until they look like something on a t-shirt done by a guy at the flea market.And Playboy, they do so much picture retouching it's almost like they remake the bitch.
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#33743 - 06/24/04 01:31 PM Re: Nicole Richie - still a virgin
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there are a lot babes of her calibre or lower in porn.




You'll have to gauge that one for yourself . . .

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talkin about making the bitches look better than they are; the majority of porn mags are guilty of that. Like the Score group over does it in their mags airbrushing until they look like something on a t-shirt done by a guy at the flea market.And Playboy, they do so much picture retouching it's almost like they remake the bitch.




Playoy does for sure, but I think the worst are the mainstream men's mags like Maxim and Stuff. I'll see a girl on their covers and not recognize her, only to find out she is someone of whom I'm a fan.

They take off weight, and change angles in faces.
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#33744 - 06/24/04 03:49 PM Re: Nicole Richie - still a virgin
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whatever they did made her look better than usual.. There ARE plenty of skankier babes in porn that's for damn sure. one man's pig is another man' playmate.
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#33745 - 06/24/04 05:01 PM Re: Nicole Richie - still a virgin
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I guess that's for each to guage for themselves.
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#33746 - 06/24/04 05:24 PM Re: Nicole Richie - still a virgin
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I guess that's for each to guage for themselves.




Hmmm, there is a porn star named Guage too.
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#33747 - 06/24/04 06:07 PM Re: Nicole Richie - still a virgin
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I'd like to take her in the ass. For some strange reason I think she is better looking than Paris. Or maybe I just need glasses
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#33748 - 06/25/04 05:59 AM Re: Nicole Richie - still a virgin
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I'm a big fan of irony as most of you know and i love the fact that one of her father's most popular songs is also a great description of his daughter. Easy like sunday morning. She looks like miss piggy to me, i think is miss piggy took on human form it would be nicole richie, when she smiles her face turns to rubber, how could you fuck that.
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