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#337116 - 06/10/08 01:32 AM
Elena Perez
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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You put your left nut in
You pull your left nut out
You put your right nut in
And you shake it all about
You do the mouthy poky and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about.
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#337119 - 06/10/08 11:35 PM
Re: Elena Perez
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 259
Loc: in your white wife
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This girl looks just slightly retarded and has an awful lot of stretch marks, how many babies does she have? do these women not look in the mirror before deciding to take your clothes off? 
She's awful 
It's the only way a whore from East L.A who gets pregnant every year can make money unless county put her back on and gave her a new EBT card.
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#337123 - 06/11/08 11:39 AM
Re: Elena Perez
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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paperchase: I can't even bring myself to capitalize your name. That would humanize you. Stop projecting your own insecurities on my whores. A woman offers her mouth and you want to see a green card. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. What turmoil you must be in to be at odds with the baser instincts of millions of men. Sir, you can come up with every excuse in the book NOT to get a blowjob but we both know there is nothing -- no way, no how -- you would ever touch a naked woman.
Many people are Monday morning quarterbacks but you've become a Monday through Sunday quarterback staring longingly at those tight pants, wishing you could have grass stains on your knees.
Green card???? GREEN CARD!!!! BAWWWWWW HAHHHH HAHHHH!!!!! Just shut the fuck up and fly your green, yellow, red, blue, and orange flag.
I'm still your friend, though, and wish you all the best now that you can choose to live in Massachusetts or California. You are finally, officially bi. Coastal.
Bye, bye, bi boy.
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#337125 - 06/11/08 02:52 PM
Re: Elena Perez
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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I like the light-coloured tattoos on her lower abdomen. Nicely done.
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#337128 - 06/12/08 07:47 AM
Re: Elena Perez
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I see a FBI records check in your future. When they come for you make sure to tell them that J. Edgar Hoover loved the cock. It will only increase their level of customer service.
His whores may be fugly as hell. He probably gets a bulk discount on the Valtrex. He might even be on the lam from a top-secret CDC isolation ward. Fine. Hit him on that.
Calling Special Agent Joyner is fucking low. Just sayin'
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#337129 - 06/12/08 08:34 AM
Re: Elena Perez
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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In defense of paperchase, there is nothing too low for him. He excels at being a dude who can't stand that he took his guidance counselor's praise for his typing speed seriously back in his senior year. He felt like he could have done something with his life but wound up a humdrum office worker bee buzzing around the water cooler in scuffed-up shoes and a stained clip-on tie. He wears galoshes on days when God shows his anger with him by making it rain....but only on him a la Wile E. Coyote or Charlie Brown. Tsk tsk, dude. You are a sad, sad 50-words-per-minute man.
Was throwing your life away worth those 3 boxes of Bic pens you stole from the supply room? Was it?? Why not put those pens to use and write me a fan letter? My address is: Cloud 9, Living the Dream City. Don't forget to include your zip code. I know it starts with 925__, the same benefit-less hours you work every day.....typing.....endlessly typing.....before you return home to your Section 8 housing and -- oddly enough -- type some more on this board.
No more pics, please. I already wished you the best with your gender reassignment surgery. While you take hormones, I'll be making whores moan.
Make sure to do up that Adam's apple-concealing top button, dude. Your co-workers are getting suspicious. Cheers.
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#337130 - 06/12/08 08:57 AM
Re: Elena Perez
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Just to be clear: I'm not ruling out calling the CDC and asking if they're missing anybody. Public health is a serious issue. Just saying that threatening to call the FBI on a JM director on a JM-owned board after Jeff Mike has had his own problems with the Feds shows an incredible lack of tact, to say the least.
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#337133 - 06/12/08 10:07 AM
Re: Elena Perez
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Porn Jesus
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#337134 - 06/12/08 10:44 AM
Re: Elena Perez
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Just to be clear: I'm not ruling out calling the CDC and asking if they're missing anybody. Public health is a serious issue. Just saying that threatening to call the FBI on a JM director on a JM-owned board after Jeff Mike has had his own problems with the Feds shows an incredible lack of tact, to say the least.
 
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#337136 - 06/12/08 04:20 PM
Re: Elena Perez
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
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she looks totally, fucking high at that shoot.
wow..
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#337140 - 06/13/08 06:57 PM
Re: Elena Perez
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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Hasn't happened yet so I'll cross that bridge when I get to it. Why don't you ask that same question to girls who have to work with guys who shoot up on the way to the shoot?
I heard guys shoot up at the actual shoot in their cocks....but you didnt answer the question, how would you know? She wont come in saying hey I just got off in the car, lets shoot a blow job. Some of your chicks look stoned out of their fucking minds.
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#337142 - 06/13/08 08:43 PM
Re: Elena Perez
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Egad, that's my philosph with whores who actually find my place in the connecticut woods. If they show, I splooge.
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#337143 - 06/14/08 07:26 PM
Re: Elena Perez
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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As I learned in church, judge not lest ye be judged. I'm not a babysitter and I have no idea who does what. As long as the woman shows up and wants to shoot, we shoot.
What happens if she just "so happens" to OD on your set after she comes or even while she's choking on your cock, she can't catch her breath and goes into an OD Coma and never comes out of it, would that be something that would live on your conscience? Just asking, not breaking balls.
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#337144 - 06/14/08 07:29 PM
Re: Elena Perez
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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he doesn't have a conscience anymore. the herp ate it
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#337145 - 06/15/08 05:45 AM
Re: Elena Perez
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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He can bury the corpse under his trailer, I guess. Or just throw it into DL's unused office, when he's shooting there.
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#337146 - 06/15/08 01:54 PM
Re: Elena Perez
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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he doesn't have a conscience anymore. the herp ate it
 You're a crazy bitch, that was funny, I choked on my cig smoke.
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#337147 - 06/15/08 02:40 PM
Re: Elena Perez
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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mmm, marlboro lights, yum
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#337148 - 06/15/08 09:01 PM
Re: Elena Perez
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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mmm, marlboro lights, yum
Marlboro lights are so white trash. It's Camel Lights "for the win".
Truly, marlboro lights smell like a landfill fire.
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#337149 - 06/16/08 06:45 AM
Re: Elena Perez
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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i was referring to an earlier post in which gypsy mentioned (i think) that she smokes marlboro lights. i personally smoke marlboro menthol lights, which are even worse.
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#337150 - 06/16/08 01:57 PM
Re: Elena Perez
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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i was referring to an earlier post in which gypsy mentioned (i think) that she smokes marlboro lights. i personally smoke marlboro menthol lights, which are even worse.
Yummm menthol, Newport 100's for the ghetto. Nope Gi, no Marlboro Lights for me.
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