Sir, not only is your epidermis showing. Your gayness is, too. Please stop obsessing over my penis. It is merely a tool I use when I go to work everyday. Kind of like that plunger you use clearing backed-up toilets. Again, I am sorry you did not make different choices in your life. Move on. Way on. And wipe your shoes before you enter someone's house. Your crap-tracks are whack, Jack...I mean have2shit.

Brianna is waiting. Gotta go, boss.