No, sir, the only thing that will stop me is your (giggle) internet t-t-taunts (chuckle) that m-m-make me want to go away and (ppppppphhhhhhh....teeheehee) quit doing what I've spent over a decade enjoying. BAHHHH HAAAAHHHHH HAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Keep up the pressure, duderino. I am going to crack from someone with your kind of mind-fuck muscle. Come to think of it, I will barely be able to enjoy today's bj now that I know you are so mean.

I suggest you take up your complaint with my ever-horny penis. It guides me through life.

I don't mean to joke but, seriously, I picture you as that children's book author in Elf.

I may be short myself but you are that dude in my mind, man. Just don't come running at me across a boardroom table. That's all I ask.