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It is true that when you die you will be reincarnated as a cheeseburger, that is true.



Reincatnation: rebirth in new bodies or forms of life; especially : a rebirth of a soul in a new human body Link.

You need to get your allegories straight, chump. Did you mean to imply I'd be reborn as a dairy cow, or perhaps a wheat stalk? That would have been a lot more accurate. But in retrospect, you might have a good idea there--I'd be nowhere near you, since all you ingest are meth rocks, pot brownies, and fat hooker urine.