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Just to be clear: You're the only one who thinks getting laid involves having a chick sodomize you with a strap-on.



Correction. You're the only one who thinks that.

On a scale of 1 to 10(1 being your blow up doll; and 10 being Lexi Love)what would you rate your right hand?

I'm confident you could count the number of girls you've slept with on your right hand.

I'd let Lexi Love pound my balls flat with a mallet and shove a lit firecracker up my ass for all I care.

:40 year old virgin: