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#336885 - 06/13/08 12:32 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	Quote: Brandon Irons posting images of Simpsons characters at 1:14 a.m. to prove his point = he got owned. In Limp Willie Land, the rules of logic don't apply. The headline in his mental paper today was: LAKERS LOSE GAME 4 TO CELTICS. LIMP WILLIE DOES ONE-MAN VICTORY PARADE DOWN SUNSET TO CELEBRATE NBA CHAMPIONSHIP WIN. You just don't make sense, sir. If this is the extent of your "duties" as moderator, I feel sorry for you. The pressure must be intense as you are starting to crack. _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#336886 - 06/13/08 02:32 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	Brandon Irons is melting down, Melting down, Melting down. Brandon Irons is melting down, He has herpes. (sing to the tune of "London Bridge")
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#336887 - 06/13/08 02:37 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	You deserve an Emmy or whatever stupid fucking awards they hand out for music. _________________________
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#336888 - 06/13/08 03:23 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	Not melting down in the least, my friend. The blowjobs keep me stable and busy the same way being a jackass keeps you...uh...."busy." Life partner to Limp Wille: Hey, hon. How was your day? Limp Willie: Great! I so burned some people online today. Man, I am really getting ahead over at that message board. There's a rumor going around that I may be promoted to....well, actually I've about hit the glass ceiling for now. I'm just going to hone my skills some more so that one day I can....I can....hey, pass the Elmer's. I need a toot. I think all that paste you've eaten has made you "loopy" to borrow a word from the late great Wanker Wang. Please go back to sniffing the fumes instead of eating peanut butter and paste sandwiches. I know you were scarred for life after eating Biff's PB&J only to find out the J stood for jizz but c'mon, man! You gotta stay strong. I believe in you. Don't throw away all those years of education that it took to become a moderator. And the 5 strains are??? (crickets chirping) Oops! London Bridge finally fell down under the weight of all your bullshit. Can you at least take Biff out for a meal? He won't shut up about not having money to buy hookers. I am worried he doesn't have 2 nickels to rub together. As you and I both know, desperate people do desperate things. _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#336889 - 06/13/08 03:35 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	Quote: You deserve an Emmy or whatever stupid fucking awards they hand out for music. I think you mean Grammy, as in "Grammy, why do you touch me there? I don't like it." Remember that? I know. I know. The pain is too much. Better to forget that awful birthday party when you were 5. I am sorry your Grandmother was an incestuous pedophile. May she rest in peace. Don't worry, it's not always hereditary. _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#336890 - 06/13/08 04:43 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	Quote: Quote: You deserve an Emmy or whatever stupid fucking awards they hand out for music. I think you mean Grammy, as in "Grammy, why do you touch me there? I don't like it." Remember that? I know. I know. The pain is too much. Better to forget that awful birthday party when you were 5. I am sorry your Grandmother was an incestuous pedophile. May she rest in peace. Don't worry, it's not always hereditary. It's amazing to watch your mind semi-work. You went from music awards to pedophiles in one sentence. Your meltdown amuses me. Willie is finished with you. You may go now.
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#336891 - 06/13/08 05:03 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	Limp Willie: I have nothing but praise for your hardhitting writing. Another stalwart journalist, Tim Russert, passed away today. In what ways would you say he influenced your work at xxxporntalk.com? (muffled snickering) Seriously, did you ever watch Meet the Press or were you occupied with that gay subscription channel Press the Meat? _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#336892 - 06/13/08 06:11 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Brandon Irons is melting down, Melting down, Melting down. Brandon Irons is melting down, He has herpes. (sing to the tune of "London Bridge") Best lol this month... Jesus. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#336893 - 06/13/08 09:16 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds." -J. Robert Oppenheimer _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#336894 - 06/13/08 10:03 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds." -J. Robert Oppenheimer Nice Gunker... Heres one for Willie after grinding BI's skull into dust.. *"The things you own end up owning you"*- Tyler Durden Like you'd want to be stuck with an Iron.. or worst case scenario, a fucken Knox following you around. Best to be like the old world slave traders and send the human shit to the bottom with the anchor .. Arrgh Matey. (slob the deck Kochs) _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#336895 - 06/14/08 12:25 AM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds." -J. Robert Oppenheimer *Bhagavad Gita*
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#336896 - 06/14/08 12:37 AM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	My skull is not ground into dust. In fact, the only thing dusty around here are your tired, lame ass, penis-envy-denying jokes. Dusty.... _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#336897 - 06/14/08 01:07 AM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	Quote: By extension, Larry Flynt and Hugh Hefner must be bigger chumps, right? I mean, look at all that money those suckas had to pay for women to take their clothes off. Yeah, but they were attractive women...and it made both of them into multi-millionaires. Also, the last time Hefner rode in a self-promoting corporate logo-liveried vehicle, it was a pimped out private jet called 'The Big Bunny', not a minivan called 'The PXP Mobile'. Just sayin'...
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#336898 - 06/14/08 09:35 AM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Anyone else notice Brandon's harder edge since he joined JM Productions? Here's my poem. It's only three lines so Brandon can memorize it: The girls are skankier He is crankier His dick is canker-ier.
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#336899 - 06/14/08 01:00 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	I approve Bornyo's post for its creativity. All of you others need to know that the road of a male porn star is a long and hard one. My luck meanders much like one of my veins that transports blood to my blessed cock. I continue to forge ahead in my career just as my bulbous cock head plows through uncertainty and darkness. I take your knocks like Knox, with aplomb and dignity. I realize that my international superstardom angers many of you just as Larry Flynt's stand angered Joseph Paul Franklin. Like Mr. Flynt, I would prefer to be hated for what I am than loved for what I am not. I did not ask for this to be my lot in life. Greatness was thrust upon me. You may not have one iota of comprehension of what it is like to be as God-gifted but I sincerely wish you love, health, and happiness as you secretly worship men who have the courage to pursue their destiny. I do this for you. You're welcome. Your Canadian Idol _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#336900 - 06/14/08 01:43 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
BIFF™ Sex Slave Trader Registered: 11/14/04 Posts: 1460 Loc: Down there	Quote: ... blah, blah, blah, blah. I would prefer to be hated for what I am than loved for what I am not. blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You're loved for not being disease-free? _________________________ I like me some Gia'd Jerkins.
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#336901 - 06/14/08 02:54 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	No, mainly I am loved orally. Fillet of fellatio is the table d'hote. _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#336902 - 06/14/08 04:53 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Quote: My luck meanders much like one of my veins that transports blood to my blessed cock. Unfortunately, this same vein starts in your scalp, thus depriving your hair follicles of much-needed nourishment. Thus, it is a blessing and a curse, really. _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#336903 - 06/14/08 04:57 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	If Brandon wore a toupee we could call him Hairpiece Simplex. I hope this will be funnier the second time around. _________________________
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#336904 - 06/14/08 05:44 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: I take your knocks like Knox, with aplomb and dignity. Aplomb & Dignity?????
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#336905 - 06/14/08 05:47 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	Kudos to Khan. That was brilliant, sir. I wish the rest of you could match him. _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#336906 - 06/14/08 08:57 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Quote: I take your knocks like Knox, with aplomb and dignity. Aplomb & Dignity????? Porns Eyesore aka Ryan Knox "I'm a female cum-dumpster" Bahaaaa.. Even the very best rehab facility isn't qualified to cover this level of fail. You show this clip to the highest level of Psych-ops and they just shake their heads and scribble in shorthand on their pads.. living abortion. I love this board..Thanks Ryan. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#336907 - 06/14/08 09:01 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Anyone else notice Brandon's harder edge since he joined JM Productions? Bea Eye is a funny fucker and he's seemed to find his stride, that being about 5 inches in accordance with his Mini Me stature. Walk small and talk tall BI. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#336908 - 06/15/08 12:30 AM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Word. BI is invulnerable to all of my critique much like his peen is ever-standing whilst presented with both herp and skanks. Masada, Alamo, Berlin, Brandon...they've all stayed true to the end... _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#336909 - 06/15/08 05:39 AM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Quote: If Brandon wore a toupee we could call him Hairpiece Simplex. I hope this will be funnier the second time around. It's the second line that makes it very funny, Vin. _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#336910 - 06/15/08 01:23 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
RyanKnox Broccoli Buy Piss Mop Chronic Masturbator Registered: 10/25/05 Posts: 1802 Loc: Getting pissed on	Quote: I love this board..Thanks Ryan. Thank you Lou. For every insult you put out towards me, there's a girl that I get to fuck that you dont. The world is as it should be. Enjoy the flame war throwing board bitch. At least you have XPT.
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#336911 - 06/15/08 01:30 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: there's a girl that I get to fuck... Now that's comedy.
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#336912 - 06/15/08 02:40 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
RyanKnox Broccoli Buy Piss Mop Chronic Masturbator Registered: 10/25/05 Posts: 1802 Loc: Getting pissed on	There is something funny about a 40 year old man who only gets to talk shit about people that actualy get laid. I see the humor in it for sure.
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#336913 - 06/15/08 03:52 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
Anonymous Unregistered	Just to be clear: You're the only one who thinks getting laid involves having a chick sodomize you with a strap-on. Well, you and Skurt.
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#336914 - 06/15/08 07:56 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Quote: I love this board..Thanks Ryan. Thank you Lou. For every insult you put out towards me, there's a girl that I get to fuck that you dont. The world is as it should be. Enjoy the flame war throwing board bitch. At least you have XPT. Correction anti-erection.. You meant to type "girl you get paid to fuck". Theres a reason Knox rhymes with Crocks. Ya I tied this in with another thread but fail is fail. Especially on the universal level that the walked on human shit that I've quoted exists on.. Ya dig?. It's cool Ryan, you're not expected to understand..just hit the pipe and catch a ride to the next shoot that you won't get it up at. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#336915 - 06/15/08 09:39 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
RyanKnox Broccoli Buy Piss Mop Chronic Masturbator Registered: 10/25/05 Posts: 1802 Loc: Getting pissed on	Quote: Just to be clear: You're the only one who thinks getting laid involves having a chick sodomize you with a strap-on. Correction. You're the only one who thinks that. On a scale of 1 to 10(1 being your blow up doll; and 10 being Lexi Love)what would you rate your right hand? I'm confident you could count the number of girls you've slept with on your right hand. I'd let Lexi Love pound my balls flat with a mallet and shove a lit firecracker up my ass for all I care. :40 year old virgin:
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#336916 - 06/15/08 09:44 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
RyanKnox Broccoli Buy Piss Mop Chronic Masturbator Registered: 10/25/05 Posts: 1802 Loc: Getting pissed on	Quote: You meant to type "girl you get paid to fuck". You make it sound so much worse than it is
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#336917 - 06/15/08 09:52 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: Correction. You're the only one who thinks that. On a scale of 1 to 10(1 being your blow up doll; and 10 being Lexi Love)what would you rate your right hand? I'm confident you could count the number of girls you've slept with on your right hand. I'd let Lexi Love pound my balls flat with a mallet and shove a lit firecracker up my ass for all I care. Okay, First: I'm not the one being sodomized on film, Knox is. Second: Who the fuck is this? Knox doesn't even know how to spell the word "confident" and has never found himself in that condition so much as once in his life.
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#336918 - 06/15/08 11:08 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America
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#336919 - 06/16/08 12:58 AM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	Ryan, would you like to work with Mia Lina for me? Pics here: http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=websites&Number=323178&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=2&fpart=1 _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#336920 - 06/16/08 06:07 AM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
Anonymous Unregistered	By "work" you mean "stand in the corner jerking off furiously while staring at my cock, trying to get wood," right?
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#336921 - 06/16/08 09:07 AM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	Ryan's been good for me and I bet he'll do fine with Mia Lina, too, when the time comes. _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#336922 - 06/16/08 09:18 AM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	You're right BI, she will fuck his ass righteously.
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#336923 - 06/16/08 09:22 AM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
Anonymous Unregistered	Alright, Henry Higgins: Who do you have the bet with? Methinks it's Jeff himself. Try as you might, though, there's no way you're going to transform Ryan Woodlittle into a functioning, hetero mope. Not without a fire hose, a truck full of soap and a three-year stint in rehab.
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#336924 - 06/16/08 10:20 AM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	Quote: You're right BI, she will fuck his ass righteously. None of that will fit in with the sites I do at www.brandoniron.com _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#336925 - 06/16/08 10:48 AM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	So you'll just have her fuck him for your own enjoyment. Just like JM hired him to be pissed on for ours.
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#336926 - 06/16/08 11:22 AM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	Quote: Ryan's been good for me of course he is, R Knox rate is a 6 dollar burger from Carls Jr
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#336927 - 06/16/08 11:24 AM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	Without onions, of course. He doesn't like to have bad breath when he is kissing all these women. _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#336928 - 06/16/08 11:40 AM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	But won't his breath get bad again when they shit in his mouth? _________________________
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#336929 - 06/16/08 12:17 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	No, I banned Dookie Howser from my sets. Pretty soon it will be Mia and Ryan sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g. _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#336930 - 06/16/08 01:37 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	Quote: Without onions, of course. He doesn't like to have bad breath when he is kissing all these women. first you have to bring him to a carwash, he stink like a skunk
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#336931 - 06/16/08 04:02 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
RyanKnox Broccoli Buy Piss Mop Chronic Masturbator Registered: 10/25/05 Posts: 1802 Loc: Getting pissed on	And jealousy has always been a stinky cologne for you. I'm still very Confident; You see Dim B? Confident that I enjoy my life far more then you enjoy yours. That said, you may continue smelling my farts here at XPT and the world will keep turning. Thank you for the offer Brandon. I'm so there. Maybe Dim B and El Douche will make a lame joke about it. They have years of practice under their belts or in El G's case a shoestring.
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#336932 - 06/16/08 04:08 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
RyanKnox Broccoli Buy Piss Mop Chronic Masturbator Registered: 10/25/05 Posts: 1802 Loc: Getting pissed on	Quote: Okay, First: I'm not the one being sodomized on film But you are being sodomized in Travel Center bathrooms and the world thanks you for not puting it on film. There are some things that need to remain sacred.
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#336933 - 06/16/08 04:53 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
Anonymous Unregistered	Whatever you say... Monsieur.
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#336934 - 06/16/08 05:06 PM Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
RyanKnox Broccoli Buy Piss Mop Chronic Masturbator Registered: 10/25/05 Posts: 1802 Loc: Getting pissed on	I just feel fortunate not to be hip to your lame XPT lingo.
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