Not melting down in the least, my friend. The blowjobs keep me stable and busy the same way being a jackass keeps you...uh...."busy."

Life partner to Limp Wille: Hey, hon. How was your day?
Limp Willie: Great! I so burned some people online today. Man, I am really getting ahead over at that message board. There's a rumor going around that I may be promoted to....well, actually I've about hit the glass ceiling for now. I'm just going to hone my skills some more so that one day I can....I can....hey, pass the Elmer's. I need a toot.

I think all that paste you've eaten has made you "loopy" to borrow a word from the late great Wanker Wang. Please go back to sniffing the fumes instead of eating peanut butter and paste sandwiches. I know you were scarred for life after eating Biff's PB&J only to find out the J stood for jizz but c'mon, man! You gotta stay strong. I believe in you. Don't throw away all those years of education that it took to become a moderator.

And the 5 strains are??? (crickets chirping) Oops! London Bridge finally fell down under the weight of all your bullshit.

Can you at least take Biff out for a meal? He won't shut up about not having money to buy hookers. I am worried he doesn't have 2 nickels to rub together. As you and I both know, desperate people do desperate things.