All you need to know about the Royals is that one of their starting pitchers has a higher batting average (and probably more multi-hit games though I would have to look that up to be sure) than their starting shortstop. Keep in mind the Royals have played a grand total of three games this year where their pitchers had to hit. Same starting shortstop has less hits than the Royals as a team have home runs. The Royals are last in the A.L. in home runs. At least everyone else in the division sucks too.