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#336489 - 06/12/08 04:39 AM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
Willie D Offline

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This is in its infancy, but...http://www.cafepress.com/QuahQuahQuah

sorry...WhyWhyWhy was already taken.

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#336490 - 06/12/08 06:02 AM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Quote:

http://www.cafepress.com/QuahQuahQuah


sorry...WhyWhyWhy was already taken.




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#336491 - 06/19/08 06:50 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
Willie D Offline

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I'm happy to report that the Simp Store made its first sale today.

The Simp Why?Why?Why? shirt and several others are available, at cost, from

www.cafepress.com/quahquahquah



If anyone knows how to enlarge gif files without the pixelation, please contact me.


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Edited by Willie D (06/19/08 07:08 PM)

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#336492 - 06/19/08 06:58 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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^^^Bad link.

Good Cause:

www.cafepress.com/quahquahquah

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#336493 - 06/19/08 07:46 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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I like it

Innocent looking enough that if you wear it out in public most people passing by wouldn't give you a second glance. Just another guy in a weird t-shirt.

But if a stranger happens to know the meaning behind the shirt, you'll be able to tell immediately by his/her look when he/she sees the shirt.

Would they try to strike up a conversation their fellow pervert, or would they just turn and walk away like they didn't see you?

I think I'll order one just to find that out.

[edit: I typed "be" instead of "order" in the last sentence]


Edited by MoronBoy (06/19/08 08:12 PM)
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#336494 - 06/19/08 08:09 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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I just ordered mine and shall wear it proudly
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#336495 - 06/20/08 01:18 AM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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What this store needs is some Simp-brand classic grey sweat pants with drawstring waist for comfort and easy manual access in Gentlemen's Clubs.

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#336496 - 06/20/08 02:04 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Bought and done.
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#336497 - 06/20/08 11:58 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Just bought the "Simp "Stadium GF' T-shirt" model and hope to wear it during Ceara's next mid-term at PSU.

Ceara: I'll be the Jeff Bridges ("Big Leboswki")/Jeff Fahey ("Lost", this season)-looking old guy in the quad nominally looking for 5-cent emptys, and muttering "Quah. Quah. Quah."

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#336498 - 06/21/08 12:45 AM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Quote:

the upside down smiley "X" eye face on the front on the back it says Poppens-Jergens 2008





Hellz no. I need a way hotter running mate. Also, these t-shirts would look way better in black.
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#336499 - 06/21/08 09:21 AM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
Willie D Offline

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There's only 1 colored t-shirt option (including black), so I'm reserving that for a really good one.

Also, I'm sad that it's damn near impossible to get the blue background out of the windsock.

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#336500 - 06/22/08 05:13 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
Gigi Offline
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what this store needs is some simp christmas ornaments!
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#336501 - 06/22/08 11:12 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
gia jordan Offline
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I still have mine. Hey, Gigi, the first time I showed 'cough, cough aheM' my place, I explained why the gingerbread ornaments were upside down, YOU, and XPT and Windsock in a nutshell, basically. He seemed a bit uneasy, though I briefed him before about my 2nd home called xpt. Whatev. Bitch should feel lucky I'm nutty this way and not in that I have lots of candles and cats way.
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#336502 - 06/23/08 09:01 AM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
Gigi Offline
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^^^
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#336503 - 06/23/08 09:09 AM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
Conky Offline
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Quote:

I'm happy to report that the Simp Store made its first sale today.

The Simp Why?Why?Why? shirt and several others are available, at cost, from

www.cafepress.com/quahquahquah



If anyone knows how to enlarge gif files without the pixelation, please contact me.




I never thought I'd see the day. Awesome. Just awesome.
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#336504 - 06/23/08 09:21 AM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
zenman Offline
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Quote:

I'm happy to report that the Simp Store made its first sale today.





Leans back.
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#336505 - 06/23/08 02:14 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Quote:

There's only 1 colored t-shirt option (including black), so I'm reserving that for a really good one.


Also, I'm sad that it's damn near impossible to get the blue background out of the windsock.





Difficult... but not impossible:







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#336506 - 06/23/08 02:25 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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I also think this would go nicely on a black shirt:




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#336507 - 06/25/08 01:13 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
zenman Offline
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#336508 - 06/25/08 01:14 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
Gigi Offline
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^^^righteous, zen
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#336509 - 06/25/08 01:15 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
Bornyo Offline
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Wear it with pride, Zenman.

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#336510 - 06/25/08 01:15 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
zenman Offline
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Does it make me look fat? Or am I fat anyway?
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#336511 - 06/25/08 01:16 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
Bornyo Offline
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Actually, I thought it looked "slimming".

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#336512 - 06/25/08 01:16 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
Gigi Offline
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you do not look fat!
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#336513 - 06/25/08 01:16 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
Conky Offline
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Quote:

Does it make me look fat? Or am I fat anyway?




Hard to tell. Show me your tits.
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#336514 - 06/25/08 01:18 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
Gigi Offline
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i totally see your nips though
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#336515 - 06/25/08 01:19 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
zenman Offline
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i totally see your nips though




The air conditioning is on.
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#336516 - 06/25/08 01:20 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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#336517 - 06/25/08 01:25 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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[John W. Gacy]Is that a angry clown I see off to the right? [/john wayne gacy]
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#336518 - 06/25/08 01:29 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
Bornyo Offline
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Burg you need one of those Simpheads made up in ANSI quality yellow reflective material to post on the backrest of your wheelchair.

Like a slow-moving-vehicle triangle on the back of a mowing tractor.

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#336519 - 06/25/08 02:03 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
zenman Offline
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Quote:

Burg you need one of those Simpheads made up in ANSI quality yellow reflective material to post on the backrest of your wheelchair.

Like a slow-moving-vehicle triangle on the back of a mowing tractor.




Like the Amish.
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#336520 - 06/25/08 02:16 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
Da Burglar Offline
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My new wheelchair Bumper Sticker now says "Will Stop for Amish Whores."
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#336521 - 06/26/08 08:55 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
Gunker Offline
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Mine arrived today!

Quah!



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#336522 - 06/27/08 06:32 AM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
Gigi Offline
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pics of you wearing the shirt or it didn't happen. plus i want to compare your nipples to zenman's
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#336523 - 06/27/08 08:08 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Be careful of what you ask for.

I'm hairy and need ironing.



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#336524 - 06/28/08 12:01 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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#336525 - 06/28/08 01:32 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
Gigi Offline
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thanks for the pics. biff honey, let gigi iron that shirt for you!!
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#336526 - 07/01/08 04:54 AM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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thanks for the pics. biff honey, let gigi iron that shirt for you!!




Only if the iron you use has never touched an article of Skeeter clothing.
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