Damn I miss that dude. I hope he's adjusting well to his porn-free and guiltless new existence, I really do.
Genius is pain, and he wrung out his tortured soul to give us the horrific UPSIDEDOWN frescoes that adorned the walls in this place. I considered it high art, and if he found out that we were exploiting his kampf for our amusement and profit it just might kill him.
Maybe it'll bring him back here, which would be awesome but make me feel guilty.

Oh well, life's a bitch. Where do I send the check Willie?