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#336439 - 06/06/08 07:40 PM Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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A good business idea? We could sell tham at cafepress.com or someplace like that.

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#336440 - 06/06/08 07:44 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Sasha Grey and Stewie are the way to go.

Two of each would probably be enough.
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#336441 - 06/06/08 07:44 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Oh HELL Yes!!!




EDIT: Travis, that is.


Edited by Jim B. (06/06/08 07:45 PM)

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#336442 - 06/06/08 07:49 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Care Less..
I wanna jerk off in your hair and spit in your ear, doll.

ech's ohh ech's ohh..

- Lou
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#336443 - 06/06/08 07:51 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Only cause I care.. I really fucken dew.. errm Do!one!!1
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#336444 - 06/06/08 07:52 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Advantage Louse.
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#336445 - 06/06/08 08:20 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Care Less
I find your disassociative replys arousing.
I'll take 5 and let you finger your twat/pick apart the spelling/meaning. After you're sated, I'll lick your three word replying fingers and watch you bring yourself to climax while I empty my glass and then bounce it off your head. Like the bitch you are, you'll refill it and regain position. Whore.

- LouCrew.. It taint easy bein the mans bitch..but some whores gotta do it.
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#336446 - 06/06/08 08:21 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Research whore.. It's "Louze"..if you're nasty.
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#336447 - 06/06/08 08:32 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Your pretentious violent blurb is about as fascinating as some male hooker on pills whoring in your bedroom.

You are not made for this shit.

And what is this crap?

"Subject: hollywood glow..

From: LouCypher

rock out with your c0ck out whore...

lets troll..

- l0u"

Bitch it.
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#336448 - 06/06/08 08:44 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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heh,,,,
Nice try.
But those in the know, know LC only signs his shit - Lou. Fuck-up. How fucken flawed are you whore..?

Imma rename you 8bells, meat. I'll still let you slob my knob..but my acceptance of your failure will from now on be felt at your left eye.. Occular s|n|ster bitch.

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#336449 - 06/06/08 08:51 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Lou,

I would like to ban Care Less because she is a useless part of this site, and derailed what I considered to be a very serious endeavor. But I'm gonna leave it up to you, because I know you like tearing new assholes into CL/Sasha.

It's your vote alone Lou...please let me know by p/m.

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#336450 - 06/06/08 08:52 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Sure, some more gimmick faggotry from the cunty one.

Get over your urges already.
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#336451 - 06/06/08 08:54 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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I thought I was the cunty one? Or is that H2C and I'm the deluded one? I'm hitting the pipe too hard again.

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#336452 - 06/06/08 08:58 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Bitches, please.

As if anything is serious here.

Self-righteous cunts pumping each other, not much more.
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#336453 - 06/06/08 08:59 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Like anyone would pump you, silly shemale.

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#336454 - 06/06/08 09:01 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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The logical hindsight again.
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#336455 - 06/06/08 09:01 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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With regard to Willie's idea, I'm thinking Black T-Shirt with a pair of needle-nose on front, with the quote on back:

Quote:

Can I tear you clitoris and labia off with a pair of needlenosepliars as I fuck you upsidfeDOWN head like pounding a nail in front of digitalmedia equipt to capture syncronized sound?



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#336456 - 06/06/08 09:02 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Do we keep some of the spelling errors intact? Or redact them?

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#336457 - 06/06/08 09:03 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Keep them, of course. Especially if we use some kind of Simpian font.

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#336458 - 06/06/08 09:05 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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hindsight is your forte, at least in the male sense. pump away silly shemale.

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#336459 - 06/06/08 09:07 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Quote:

Keep them, of course. Especially if we use some kind of Simpian font.



Next: can we license the poem that Simp wrote, and that Mullah Malice put onto a GF boxcover? I don't want to get Lou Sirkin on my back.

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#336460 - 06/06/08 09:14 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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I've submitted my vote...

Lets hope it's popular.
Cause ya know I'm all about your acceptance.




Haw Haw
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#336461 - 06/06/08 09:19 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Quote:


Next: can we license the poem that Simp wrote, and that Mullah Malice put onto a GF boxcover? I don't want to get Lou Sirkin on my back.




It's a bit hard to read from the cover, but it should be fine. It's free publicity for JM. I think the worst that can happen is that an unsuspecting wearer gets jumped by a bunch of rent-a-cops at a suburban shopping mall. But that's part of the fun.







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#336462 - 06/06/08 09:45 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
Anonymous
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These would also work nicely:

Quote:

pistzenkriegen




and

Quote:



I would love to watch your pretty UPSIDEDOWN head getting fucked and listen to the the gasping/gagging/choking noises you'd make. It woulkd be wonderful.

Thanks,
simp







From the Floofin Collection

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#336463 - 06/06/08 09:47 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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When you type in xxxporntalk. and look to MessageBoard This is what it should read:

Oh my dear God Jesus H. Christ Almighty!! Mr. Steward, right now I am feeling pride, horror, and shame in equal measure. It is wonderful! No longer will I be able to guiltlessly view the Gag Factor juggernaut of fucked throats and ruined lives. Now I am involved. Now I am guilty. Now I am part of the horror and part of the magic. From here on, the phlegm of dumb whores will be on my hands. I fear and hope that the small amount of influence I've had upon Gag Factor will ensure that no future woman who volunteers for it will be able to do her scene without turning her head UPSIDEDOWN (like some in previous editions have avoided) and thus retain some small part of her dignity. I fear this is a responsibility I will have to bear now. It will weigh heavily on my conscience I'm sure, but it will also enhance my jack-off enjoyment of the series.

Thank you,
simp


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#336464 - 06/06/08 10:59 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Damn I miss that dude. I hope he's adjusting well to his porn-free and guiltless new existence, I really do.
Genius is pain, and he wrung out his tortured soul to give us the horrific UPSIDEDOWN frescoes that adorned the walls in this place. I considered it high art, and if he found out that we were exploiting his kampf for our amusement and profit it just might kill him.
Maybe it'll bring him back here, which would be awesome but make me feel guilty.

Oh well, life's a bitch. Where do I send the check Willie?

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#336465 - 06/06/08 11:14 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Now I am part of the horror and part of the magic.

Thats the fucken heartbeat kids...do you feel it?
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#336466 - 06/06/08 11:32 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Silly SashaMutt! SheMales are for CXXX!
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#336467 - 06/06/08 11:38 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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whatever happened to sashamutt?

I always liked Sashamutt.
Anyone else like Sashamutt?.
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#336468 - 06/06/08 11:44 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Quote:

I considered it high art, and if he found out that we were exploiting his kampf for our amusement and profit it just might kill him.
Maybe it'll bring him back here, which would be awesome but make me feel guilty.




I look at it as more of a tribute than exploitation. I hope to hell and Cherry Poppins it brings him back here.





I'm sure someone else could do better, but I felt it appropriate to be while I was doing it.


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#336469 - 06/06/08 11:52 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Oh hell yes!

Edit: We've gotta give Travis a cut so he can upgrade his hooptie.

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#336470 - 06/06/08 11:56 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Quote:

Quote:

I considered it high art, and if he found out that we were exploiting his kampf for our amusement and profit it just might kill him.
Maybe it'll bring him back here, which would be awesome but make me feel guilty.




I look at it as more of a tribute than exploitation. I hope to hell and Cherry Poppins it brings him back here.





I'm sure someone else could do better, but I felt it appropriate to be while I was doing it.




Nice...

Me and Glen Danzig are in for one each..XL.
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#336471 - 06/07/08 12:13 AM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Quote:

We've gotta give Travis a cut so he can upgrade his hooptie.




Buy me a pint of Guinness per design and he can have my cut. Maybe he can get himself a cheap dial-up service as well.

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#336472 - 06/07/08 12:46 AM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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#336473 - 06/07/08 01:16 AM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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#336474 - 06/07/08 06:27 AM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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i'm like thinking of putting up "have you seen this man" posters with travis' picture at all of the purveyors of pornography in canton. what do you think?

oh, and i will buy all of these t-shirts. i also want one that says "gag factor: fucked throats and ruined lives" to wear to the pool this summer. thank you, gigi
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#336475 - 06/07/08 12:07 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
Anonymous
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Quote:

i also want one that says "gag factor: fucked throats and ruined lives" to wear to the pool this summer.









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#336476 - 06/07/08 12:39 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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BTW: Willie, I finally caught your Lou Sirkin reference. I forgot that Gag Factor 15 was one of the charged titles in the JM case. But, since the government dropped all charges, I don't see how there could be a problem.

Also: Here's the full version of Simp's masterpiece. I think Jeff was being a bit cautious even then.

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#336477 - 06/07/08 01:17 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Quote:

Quote:

i also want one that says "gag factor: fucked throats and ruined lives" to wear to the pool this summer.










that's perfection in a shirt.
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#336478 - 06/07/08 01:33 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Floof gets a lot of the credit for that one. Originally, I was going to have a gagging whore on the front, but he suggested that understated was the way to go, with just the hint of fucked-uppedness to tweak the imagination. He was right.

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#336479 - 06/07/08 02:09 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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#336480 - 06/07/08 04:22 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Now Batting...













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#336481 - 06/07/08 07:13 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Quote:




spectacular photoshopping on this one in particular, mr. b. phlogiston would be impressed.
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#336482 - 06/07/08 09:13 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Quote:

Quote:




spectacular photoshopping on this one in particular, mr. b. phlogiston would be impressed.




The quality of this product would go beyond XPT and not be explained as such.

Maybe a Kathy Ireland/Martha Stewart-type garment sold at a major store (Target?).

P.S. fuck Phlogiston.



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#336483 - 06/08/08 05:49 AM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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no gunker, fuck YOU
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#336484 - 06/08/08 05:49 AM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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oh and you're an asshat
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#336485 - 06/08/08 09:58 AM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Quote:

P.S. fuck Phlogiston.





Why should he be happy?

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#336486 - 06/08/08 10:53 AM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Alright, forget Phlog. Let's keep this on Travis.

Can anyone do something with "THE Relic?????"



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#336487 - 06/08/08 02:27 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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You think Conky and Travis ran off together?

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#336488 - 06/08/08 07:35 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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the upside down smiley "X" eye face on the front on the back it says Poppens-Jergens 2008

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#336489 - 06/12/08 04:39 AM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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This is in its infancy, but...http://www.cafepress.com/QuahQuahQuah

sorry...WhyWhyWhy was already taken.

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#336490 - 06/12/08 06:02 AM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Quote:

http://www.cafepress.com/QuahQuahQuah


sorry...WhyWhyWhy was already taken.




Absolutely. Fucking. Righteous.

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#336491 - 06/19/08 06:50 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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I'm happy to report that the Simp Store made its first sale today.

The Simp Why?Why?Why? shirt and several others are available, at cost, from

www.cafepress.com/quahquahquah



If anyone knows how to enlarge gif files without the pixelation, please contact me.


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#336492 - 06/19/08 06:58 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
Anonymous
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^^^Bad link.

Good Cause:

www.cafepress.com/quahquahquah

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#336493 - 06/19/08 07:46 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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I like it

Innocent looking enough that if you wear it out in public most people passing by wouldn't give you a second glance. Just another guy in a weird t-shirt.

But if a stranger happens to know the meaning behind the shirt, you'll be able to tell immediately by his/her look when he/she sees the shirt.

Would they try to strike up a conversation their fellow pervert, or would they just turn and walk away like they didn't see you?

I think I'll order one just to find that out.

[edit: I typed "be" instead of "order" in the last sentence]


Edited by MoronBoy (06/19/08 08:12 PM)
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#336494 - 06/19/08 08:09 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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I just ordered mine and shall wear it proudly
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#336495 - 06/20/08 01:18 AM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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What this store needs is some Simp-brand classic grey sweat pants with drawstring waist for comfort and easy manual access in Gentlemen's Clubs.

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#336496 - 06/20/08 02:04 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Bought and done.
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#336497 - 06/20/08 11:58 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Just bought the "Simp "Stadium GF' T-shirt" model and hope to wear it during Ceara's next mid-term at PSU.

Ceara: I'll be the Jeff Bridges ("Big Leboswki")/Jeff Fahey ("Lost", this season)-looking old guy in the quad nominally looking for 5-cent emptys, and muttering "Quah. Quah. Quah."

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#336498 - 06/21/08 12:45 AM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Quote:

the upside down smiley "X" eye face on the front on the back it says Poppens-Jergens 2008





Hellz no. I need a way hotter running mate. Also, these t-shirts would look way better in black.
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#336499 - 06/21/08 09:21 AM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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There's only 1 colored t-shirt option (including black), so I'm reserving that for a really good one.

Also, I'm sad that it's damn near impossible to get the blue background out of the windsock.

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#336500 - 06/22/08 05:13 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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what this store needs is some simp christmas ornaments!
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#336501 - 06/22/08 11:12 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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I still have mine. Hey, Gigi, the first time I showed 'cough, cough aheM' my place, I explained why the gingerbread ornaments were upside down, YOU, and XPT and Windsock in a nutshell, basically. He seemed a bit uneasy, though I briefed him before about my 2nd home called xpt. Whatev. Bitch should feel lucky I'm nutty this way and not in that I have lots of candles and cats way.
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#336502 - 06/23/08 09:01 AM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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#336503 - 06/23/08 09:09 AM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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I'm happy to report that the Simp Store made its first sale today.

The Simp Why?Why?Why? shirt and several others are available, at cost, from

www.cafepress.com/quahquahquah



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#336504 - 06/23/08 09:21 AM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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I'm happy to report that the Simp Store made its first sale today.





Leans back.
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#336505 - 06/23/08 02:14 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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There's only 1 colored t-shirt option (including black), so I'm reserving that for a really good one.


Also, I'm sad that it's damn near impossible to get the blue background out of the windsock.





Difficult... but not impossible:







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#336506 - 06/23/08 02:25 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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I also think this would go nicely on a black shirt:




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#336507 - 06/25/08 01:13 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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#336508 - 06/25/08 01:14 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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^^^righteous, zen
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#336509 - 06/25/08 01:15 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Wear it with pride, Zenman.

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#336510 - 06/25/08 01:15 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Does it make me look fat? Or am I fat anyway?
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#336511 - 06/25/08 01:16 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Actually, I thought it looked "slimming".

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#336512 - 06/25/08 01:16 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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you do not look fat!
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#336513 - 06/25/08 01:16 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Does it make me look fat? Or am I fat anyway?




Hard to tell. Show me your tits.
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#336514 - 06/25/08 01:18 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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i totally see your nips though
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#336515 - 06/25/08 01:19 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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i totally see your nips though




The air conditioning is on.
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#336516 - 06/25/08 01:20 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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#336517 - 06/25/08 01:25 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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#336518 - 06/25/08 01:29 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Burg you need one of those Simpheads made up in ANSI quality yellow reflective material to post on the backrest of your wheelchair.

Like a slow-moving-vehicle triangle on the back of a mowing tractor.

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#336519 - 06/25/08 02:03 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Burg you need one of those Simpheads made up in ANSI quality yellow reflective material to post on the backrest of your wheelchair.

Like a slow-moving-vehicle triangle on the back of a mowing tractor.




Like the Amish.
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#336520 - 06/25/08 02:16 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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My new wheelchair Bumper Sticker now says "Will Stop for Amish Whores."
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#336521 - 06/26/08 08:55 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Mine arrived today!

Quah!



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#336522 - 06/27/08 06:32 AM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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pics of you wearing the shirt or it didn't happen. plus i want to compare your nipples to zenman's
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#336523 - 06/27/08 08:08 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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Be careful of what you ask for.

I'm hairy and need ironing.



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#336524 - 06/28/08 12:01 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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#336525 - 06/28/08 01:32 PM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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thanks for the pics. biff honey, let gigi iron that shirt for you!!
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#336526 - 07/01/08 04:54 AM Re: Simp-CAOH-Windock Brand T-shirts
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thanks for the pics. biff honey, let gigi iron that shirt for you!!




Only if the iron you use has never touched an article of Skeeter clothing.
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