Well, of course the wonderful thing about where I live is that sex with 16 year old girls is perfectly legal (so long as you are not the parent, a cop or teacher!); photographing very young nude girls is also legal and, in fact, encouraged by the finest art galleries in the country; and buying alcohol for children under 18 is generally tolerated so long as they drink it under your supervision.

The trials and tribulations of some random pervert with a tiny pecker in a Florida courthouse are not something that keeps me awake at night - it is the nude 16 year old girls that do that.